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SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...

Goose shit would have been more realistic…

Incidentally, the French artificer Vaucasson went to great lengths creating a clockwork duck simulacrum that could authentically shit. Voltaire, among others, was very enthusiastic about it.

See, now this is innovation. Give me authentically shitting automatons over chatbot subscriptions any day