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by "enjoying" i mean lounging in bed instead of wigging tf out

dorian, can you grace me with a sense of what's going on, a synopsis for a layman who isn't dumb but is made to feel that way reading articles and hearing chatter about this high-tech unfolding drama

the programming language slash runtime environment for half the internet has apparently shipped with a big bad booboo such that anybody anywhere can just sashay up and hack the computer it's running on, and it has been sitting in this state for 14 years and nobody has noticed until now

it has been like 15 years since i wrote php, but i still feel dirty from it

We warned people and warned people and…

You don’t use websites?

i don't make 'em out of php

No, my point was you certainly use services that do. Your data is sat on servers that do. You don’t have to use php yourself to be vulnerable.