Spurs makin my dreams come true

Heartily recommending Kate Berlant’s new special to the two people who follow me, who are both likely asleep right now

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

so good at my job that I’m scaring the hoes. Sorry hoes.

I felt dreadfully.

I don't want to hear any whining about fixing certs from the information security types today. you chose to join the techno-priest caste, now shut up and perform the rites of exorcism

oh so I'm going to have a headache now? Just because I drank all day and also most of Sunday and most of Saturday? real nice

Re: wow cool flying cars!!!, think about how your average driver on America’s roads behaves. Now imagine them piloting a small aircraft.

cool another Black Hole Sun face I’m going to have to see a dozen or so times on here and then another handful of times as it makes the rounds amongst my IRL friends

I think a shocking number of our major societal problems would vanish overnight if you could magically pull the plug on the X platform and Meta, both of which are carefully designed to turn people into the worst version of themselves.

Llama, in repose.

No! Shmia!!!

Oh my GOD that is so PATHETIC

I just bit my tongue so hard I started making the noise the “SLOTH” guy makes when he comes to, in “Seven”

we have to stop imports because that's other countries stealing money from us, and we have to stop exports because that's other countries stealing goods from us at last we will throw off our shackles, no longer a nation plagued by trade

i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom

This place can be good. I believe in it.

dudes rock

@clueheywood.bsky.social any advice for someone going to a Sturgill Simpson show next weekend on a friend’s rec, who doesn’t have much of a footing? What is/are the album(s) to get acquainted with beforehand?

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.

Lol my buddy just sent me another angle and it's somehow even more ridiculous

greatest Aussie moment in NFL history? this tackle by 30-year-old rookie punter Darren Bennett

DIG through the fridges to MAKE some sandwiches theres HAM and what looks like arugula

So many people don’t get how “I don’t have much money but I’m gonna put the tiny bit I have into at least something” is so much more appealing than “lol spinning the free art slot machine fuck me and fuck you dumb shits” is.

Good news for people who like things that are gross! Tim’s now has matcha lattes

POWERBALL

This place is a real barrel of laughs these days, jfc

yes, they're the fucking same every fucking where

Saw a post from someone who works at harborview medical center who said 3-5 of their 30 beds are usually lime scooter injuries and they call it lime disease

THE WIZARD OF OZ was released 87 years ago today. One of the most influential movies ever made, and the film that catapulted the career of Hollywood icon Judy Garland, the story of how it was made will have you heading for the yellow brick road… 1/58