The Onion@theonion.com20 Dec 2024Commentary: AI? Ai-Yai-Yai! By Jean Teasdale theonion.com/ai-ai-yai-yai/551172K
joeyjoeyjoeninja.bsky.social@joeyjoeyjoeninja.bsky.social25 Dec 2024I've been waiting for years to hear about his jail experience.
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