doug

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November 16, 2014 I attended two NFL games on the same day. Vikings@Bears and then Patriots@Colts for SNF. I've always wanted to do it again... here are the options this year if you're interested.

I wanted to make a plex playlist of all the later Simpsons episodes ranked 8.0 or higher and there wasn't really an easy way to do it, so I made one... www.doug.is/building/stu... any other shows you want me to do this for? lmk

If you start a war and then something happens in retaliation (Hormuz closed) and then the war ends and the thing that happened stays that way, you lost the war

“They say to me ‘mr president sir, where’s Waldo? We can’t find him sir. We don’t know where he is’ and i look and i point and say ‘there he is’ and they all burst into tears can you believe it? Just like that i point to him. They didn’t know but i did”

This explains why Massachusetts has been notoriously without any championships over the last quarter century.

The whole article is great but this is extra great.

I stopped gambling (mostly) last year and the way the books hound you with notifications/emails to Get Back In The Game should 100% be illegal like if Coors could text drinkers "15 days since your last beer ... sounds like you need an ice cold Coors Light" and also their phone could give them a beer

“You know what this dessert needs? Olive oil.” - actual people, apparently

My “100% REAL Ice Cream” label seems to be raising a lot of questions already answered by my label.

Harry Potter and the Heavy Handed Foreshadowing

Brock Nelson here like ??? These two images have the same energy.

Alysa Liu - a brief thread

Olympics curlers should be able to drink beers during their meets (3 max, must be from either home or host country)

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Patriots defense is gonna get soooo winded if the offense can’t string a drive together.

why would you need Twitter when this thread already exists?

That’s a lot of different colors for a guy who hates colored people

Four turnovers and Patriots are only up 11? Not good. Unsustainable.

Too much time for Josh Allen?

Christ, this (from Lizza's latest) is pretty fucking damning of...literally the entire media(?) What the fuck?

That there’s not a massive, credible, instant, bipartisan impeachment/25th Amendment move over these senseless and destructive Greenland threats is a sign of how broken our politics are — and especially how broken the Republican Party is.

This hits on something that a friend said to me that I think is absolutely right: people who are not grasping the gravity of the situation & meeting the moment, where politicians have utterly abandoned us, are doing it because of the fear of confronting that there are no guardrails anymore.

Do you think either Putin or Xi would rather have (a) Greenland or (b) the NATO alliance fighting each other and falling out over Greenland?

Good thread article but i think it misses the larger point: having all this boiling over so Trump can invoke the insurrection act and avoid any future elections

There is no scenario where Tricia McLaughlin would not blame the victim, would not allege, with zero evidence, that they have assaulted the DHS agent. It his her default setting.

Quite the fascism indicator…

Two days ago it was Elissa Slotkin. Last week it was Jerome Powell. Before that, Mark Kelly. Weaponizing the justice system against your opponents is an authoritarian tactic. The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.

the only good thing about this part of the horrible shooting story is that it may turn out to be a gut shot for the carcass of @cbsnews.com and that's great. and unlike the ICE goon CBS has real internal bleeding.

GOP can end this in 10 minutes It’s a choice made every single day not to

i wrote about laughing at ICE and that one margaret atwood quote about men being afraid of women laughing at them www.patreon.com/posts/148398...

Block lists for the win. Went to check it out… already blocked.

mighta been something to the "don't give him an excuse" stuff in trump's first term but it's clear now when he wants to see something he just makes it so. he's the showrunner of the news. head of the executive producer branch. when he wanted to see boats blow up he didn't wait for them to act unruly

Every new DOJ investigation sounds like something hollered by Walter Sobchak

this but with drake maye www.youtube.com/watch?v=za4B...

The tread on me snake is entering its ouroboros phase

"We're ending the war on protein," "whole milk is back." I guess that's probably really amazing news if you're stupid

The people of Minneapolis are going to be out there icing up sidewalks and streets like Macauley Culkin.

Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people are grooming them to be Nazis.