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Horizontally yes, vertically no

No it sailed triumphantly into the Hudson and was greeted with great fanfare by all, and history books are spreading terrible unfair lies about that

i mean it turned down into the icy depths of the wine-dark sea

It turned 90 degrees, but downward

JD sourced #GrokFacts

Soon to be the rat that seeks higher ground

Awkward, sociopathic, and devoid of all principles is no way to go through life, JD.

Irony: it hit the iceberg because it turned too slowly.

“When you find yourself heading toward an iceberg, you don’t want to move too quickly. Keep it straight and true.”