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“no matter what else has happened in your life, you can still have a purpose. You can still be a good person.” - Chris Smalls. I read that and wept, apropos of nothing

“El-Sayed is pretty to most women. Most women” 😂 IYKYK 😆

I never got into Foo Fighters but absolutely loved how Grohl would beat the shit out of the drums in Nirvana

Damnit! Herbstreet has Goldens!? I’m trying to distance myself from him 😂 🐕

Part 2

Lolzzzzzzzz

Sick play! Drake is my guy! With that said; that’s a fumble 9 times out of 10! 🍀

Chat, I hate the play calls

Hot take: Patriots should forfeit tonight to make sure no one else is hurt in a most likely losing effort 🙈

Gonna have to lol AJ Brown after that. 😂 🤪 🫤😐😩😫

The slant to AJ was there. Is AJ’s locker next to Drake Maye’s yet? If not, try that first. 😆

Braelon Allen added to my Patriots wish list

Ooooooofffffff (AJ drop, Moses down)

You're perfect yes, it's true But without me you're only you

Bummed about my domestic situation chat 😔

Kyle Williams, finally!

BROCK BOWERS (in SteveHolt cadence)

Pop (On the tape) Douglas! He’s amazing when uncovered

Damn that would have been an INT if it wasn’t a 5th string CB 🩼

FUCK HAPPY! youtu.be/YxoYVMM11JM?...

I talked to an AI receptionist at a moving company. They tried to make it sound real which was unnerving. They even had fake call center background noise 🙄

Wow! Allen Mayed it!

LUNCH PALE GUY! BUY ‘EM SUPPAH!

I love the end zone fade to the 5 foot nothing receiver 🤔

I mean I find it hilarious at this point 🏈

Drake Maye; small hands, large feet

#smallhands Maye 😩

Gonna soak in that TD drive because the Bills will probably answer with 6 of their own 🙃

youtu.be/_EOtwGpwy5M?...

There’s a 50/50 chance these days that if I hear a song from my teens I will burst into tears, but I’m sure that’s fine

lol bucket list for sure 🍻

Incompetence and arrogance with an unlimited budget. Someone call A Cab?

Quipenloans.comzzzz

lol <followed by immediate tears of despair>

Haha 💯

If Drake Maye wasn’t my son, I’d be making fun of him so hard right now. 🙈

I’ve got nobody on my side and surely that ain’t right

For the record, anyone protesting genocide and/or the current administration, can identify themselves as my ally

Keep it moving! www.mixcloud.com/LDJM/maceo-p...

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🍨6️⃣

Story of my life

Yes only guys driving 3 tons or more with a hard on for road rage and a hair trigger on their hip know how to drive 🙄

On brand

I don’t want to be hurtful to any community, so I guess I have to pretend snipers killing children is ok