🌭 The Astronaut Ghost of Sid Oozeley 🌭

my celebrity endorsement is for anarchy and fat bitches

Daily bunny no.3484 has a long night of studying

a "divorcee"? oh you mean a rōnin husband

stop sending 'em to boarding school and that rate will go way down

Obviously meant a lot to me for there to be an Asian Bugs Bunny. Really sad about the news and appreciate Eric Bauza being such a positive force in animation

🫩 don’t make me tap the sign.

EL-SAYED: I get that the President takes personal offense to my first name. He doesn't mind as much when it's the Saudis who are funding his son-in-law's private equity. Doesn't seem to mind as much when it's the Qataris who are giving them a $400 million private jet…

Awww

‘her’ name is zohran mamdani, JAV titles, and i’ll thank you to show her some goddamn respect

rooting for the potato to solve the problem

the rest of the neighborhood should get to break that guy's legs

shoutout to the chick with the glittering "JUICY" on her sweatpants, very smooth very laconic

rare moment of competency, more of this less scolding me for wanting less atrocity in the world

everybody who writes for the california post should be sent to the salt mines

who hit enter on the originating prompt charge them

reposting little beepo here for posterity

pastor got real into The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

the greeks didn't even win in 300 and we have bigger bombs than them persian wizards did

she is pretty qualified insofar as she loves hanging out with and being ride or die for sex offenders

do not look up what he's been up to unless you wanna get real, real bummed out

this is also my exact feeling about my current situation if there are baddies with a huge ass out there who are for some reason real into medium height sci-fantasy writers i am apparently your type

lmao when this guy's getting hits in on you it's all over

look at this point i just assume a straight white cis woman writing romance is a republican to save myself the time of pretending to give a shit

aight how is that kid gay that's just how we all dressed in 2005

cannot cosign this idea enough

whether you're covering cornball orgies in dimes square or silicon valley, i read hunter s thompson i loved hunter s thompson and you sir are no hunter s thompson

so much pussy to live for

The persecution of @repilhan.bsky.social just days before an election is vile and politically-motivated. I'm leading 175 House Democrats in denouncing this. When we retake power, we have to seriously look at how we can stop these abuses of power — starting with the power of the purse.

the sharks have two cakes

thinking about how I keep having to explain people that the fact anime often features violence and gore does not mean it is not for kids, and in fact most of it is for kids, and a huge part of its success in the West is because it is the only kids' media that does this stuff

this is the funniest Art Spiegelman take

One of the great voice actors of our time, gone far too soon.

oh but didn't they hear? positive change is slow 🤓

in a true meritocracy conor friedersdorf would be made into dogfood and we all know it

every now and then you gotta wonder what it would be like if matt yglesias got put into an iron maiden where all the spikes were power drills with various drillbits

Kandy Korn Konoisseurs! @theonion.com

(Sorting through piles that I didn’t deal with for literal decades) aha. Well wasn’t I annoyingly prescient.

oh are the gender academics being annoying again? Waow. Next you'll tell me they're still shitty about sex workers

we need to put liberty biberty on a shirt, can't stand this lil creep

buddha getting it right!! good job big man

living all year off the Halloween money is such an excellent little phrase, the branson hot streak continues

I spoke to the mom of the 3-year-old soccer star who was left "thinking he did something wrong" after a league official called police "due to a disturbance between parents" The youth sports league said they launched a review and reached out to the family