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The Donald Trump Prize for the Most Normally Sized Hands

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social

Mike Johnson: Tonight we have created a new award. We are going to do something we've never done before. We will honor him with a new award. He is the first ever recipient of the America first award. That is this beautiful golden statue here, appropriate for the golden era.

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Donald trump, it is my honour to award you the first ever Covfefe Bigly Stable Genius award for number of golfing days while President, and number of wars that aren't wars ended in your head... You record will never be surpassed. Would you please step forward to collect the Golden Big Mac Trophy...