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Pretty terrifying if you're a rodent.

what a reward!

Now you are just rubbing it in with sweet posting

Appreciate the alternative text.

Because I've seen a (photo of) a quokka.

The pun police said it was OK to go ferret?

Mr Beaver says dammed if you do, damned if you don’t

And also an incredibly overpowered, bloodthirsty predator. Nature's funny that way

Sorry, I’m on team otter.

For extremely deadly predators, they sure are snuggly-looking.

After the Frank Zappa song, randomly chosen as it what I was listening to when I registered to an Internet forum.

The mice, shrews, voles, etc. beg to differ.

Sorry, I am a rabbit

I liked his book Hillbilly Elegy.

Awesome

...if you ever die... ? Optimal Optimism

Stoatally

I don't know. I once saw images of a pair of martens hunting and killing a rhesus macaque in India and getting taken out by mustelids doesn't seem like a good time.

And there is a stoat heaven you go to

I have some bad news about the human condition

I was deeply confused to find how cute stoats, ferrets, and weasels were after reading several Redwall books.

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World's cutest assassin.

If you go to the North East you could get close. Death by stottie cake…

I would very much like to introduce a few of them to my voles

I was going to say, that stoat would be the death of a million bites.

Cute but deadly. Just how I like my men.

Great album

The paws of the wolverine (largest animal in the stoat family) leave footprints that are bigger than a large human hand. Alas, they only weigh 18kg at most, so too small to meet your requirements!

I've never seen a bird look so alarmed