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yeah, I can’t imagine not waiting to improve your skills. if you’re a better lover, the sex you have is better. simple stuff

also, the big problem with humanity is a lack of sex

I keep hearing about this not-having-sex crisis, and I honestly don’t understand it

it's all fucking hangups. like, holy shit do I see and hear people constantly talking themselves OUT of sex and fun times. guilt? I dunno. hangups. just get it on.

fear of being hurt again though... ppl really aren't trustworthy for the most part

internal/external. I mean, sport sex is actually an answer, here. get you internal self defined and satisfied. but I'm obviously not a societal normal moral bastion.

I mean, yeah, I'll grant that there are biological and mental processes that go along with sex. I'm in live with everyone (even nori) without an expectation of trust or poerformance. that's a weird gap to bridge. maybe work on defining the trust boundaries?

like "I trust you to get me off" might be the limit, there. or even "I trust you to let me do what I need to to get off" but without the "I trust you to be there at 2am when I get scared" part. (you need that, but that's a different thing and doesn't require sex)

yeah the "I trust this to be a safe and fun encounter" line is really where I was at for most of life

that's actually a difficult bar though when ppl are rough and unresponsive and do crazy stuff like choking and throwing you around without asking first

I know this is reality but this still hits me as fucking insane

too many people think being good at sex means not having conversations about what you each like and where you’re both willing to go together

I don't eat ass sorry buddhi

you think you know someone

that's where the poo comes out I don't think that's safe idk isn't that how peasants get cholera idk

lol there are safe ways to do it

orly? teach me the ways of the ass

seems in haste tho, am i wrong?

ugh, unchaste

I'll only do it on my wife

BODY ECOLOGIES

My mom said I shouldn't play with my poo

that was very good advice

going to pimp myself out as a health consultant who will let you eat his ass to fix yr biome and cure your mental illness

sounds like it could work

This is the most fire thread on bluesky. I'll just add, as someone who has v little sex but no hang ups RE body count /kink (idk i went through a phase ?) sometimes it really do just be too emotional for ppl (like me) and we need the sluts to tell us how its done I've eaten ass. I would again.

first I just need to fix my biome to cure my mental illness, anyone got a healthy ass I could munch? it's deductible

Dear God.

I'm off brand today huh