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interestingly as well, by the time Attila led his hordes into Rome most of them were Europeans he had picked up along the way almost makes you think

ohh,.the haters are Scared. running around like cock roaches now that The Father has returned. now lets get started, shall we

it me

gn bluski last night i dreamt that there was no purple in new york until it was brought there by the black panthers in 1969

BREAKING: AMERICAN MID-SIZE BANKING CRISIS INTENSIFIES —SUSPECTED CAUSE IS EMPLOYEES SKEETING LEWDS TO THE HELLTHREAD INSTEAD OF WORKING

today my sweetie called in thicc to twerk

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taken by a herd of peccary

bussy is hotter

here's the good news

wyd?

chillin like a villain beneath the bows

shabbat shalom bluesky i love you all

you know, some poasters get shrunk and an ai scorpion tries to kill them and an ai ant sacrifices itself to save them and the devs have to look through the skyline to find the shrunken poasters with magnifying glasses and idk rick moranis joins bluesky and makes a cameo appearance

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Tides prove the Earth is round like a slowly spinning top. After a few more orbits, poof! Tides. Science!

I say live like there's an eternity of hog slops on the horizon, because when you're worm food it don't matter none how many skeets you got.

NONVIOLENT LANGUAGE ALERT: instead of “to the hilt” try saying “balls deep” 👍🏼

turns out theres a reason dharma tw*tter and tpot blend at the edges: strategic illegibility <=> anatta 🤔🤔🤔

something something power law relationships are self-similar at all scales

me: a quote skeet should be called a felch also me: nooooooooooooo

reminder

lets all be goth jock buddhist cozies together cmon fam

skeetstorm!!!

if she’s your wife you’ll both share a microbiome anyway so it’ll be like eating your own ass

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werewolves enjoy getting pwned by catgirls everybody wins

I saw this and now you get to too

NOT TODAY SATAN

hydroelectric dental dam

faraday chastity cage

ngl these unhinged psychotic ignorant attacks on tpot — a densely connected subgraph i have spent years attacking from within — have helped me articulate what it is and why i value it so its net positive so far

i mean if you want to call a shared culture of “ask questions first, shoot later” an ideology thats fine

“wedge issues” are useful to the ruling class because they maintain the status quo by forcing people into existing coalitions 💪

subdomain verification implies the existence of domsubain verification send skeet

ours is the era of corrupted metadata

hard for me to believe people are still acting as if the historic "right" and "left" wings weren't fragile historically contingent coalitions that have completely fragmented over the last decade but there you go

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