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What I hate about all the Odyssey discourse is that it has left very little room for the people who just generally hate Matt Damon and aren't going to watch another one of his stupid movies.

24/7/26, 7:01 pm8 reposts161 likes

Urban Transectual

@jakecummings.bsky.social

24 July

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Urban Transectual@jakecummings.bsky.social

I think the ancient Greeks would have preferred Africans playing the role of their mythological figures over a Celtic barbarian (Matt Damon)

eelneerg.bsky.social

@eelneerg.bsky.social

24 July

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youtube.comMatt Damon's ALMOST Epic Speech... #InterstellarYouTube video by Paramount Movies

paultreadaway.bsky.social

@paultreadaway.bsky.social

25 July

I'm sorry to inform you that it is quite good, nonetheless...

Existential Comics

@existentialcomics.com

24 July

Zero percent of people reading the Odyssey were picturing Matt fucking Damon in their mind's eye. Zero. Not going to watch three hours of that shit.

Little Timmy

@littletimmy.bsky.social

24 July

I was picturing Ben Affleck.

Michael Reis

@michaelreis.bsky.social

24 July

This is my Odysseus....

Luke

@vorgto.bsky.social

24 July

I had no idea he was in that movie. Another reason not to watch it.

LiteDoctor

@litedoctor.bsky.social

24 July

Getting home is Wicked Hard.

Commissar Tarkin

@commissar-tarkin.bsky.social

24 July

Finally, someone said it out loud.