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“Alf Hog by night, poster’s delight/Alf Hog by morning, poster’s warning” is actually a remarkably accurate predictor of the mood I’m likely to be in based on the time of day when I post Alf hog

Ah yes, the rime of the ancient melmacian

I miss the glory days of Bluesky Alf Hog discourse.

“fuck alf the alf who fucks” was the finest prose of our bluesky cohort