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The forecast is sunny and clear outside, with a 80% chance of sudden assault by Christ lasers.

god, do I hate it when I’m just stepping outside to take the air and I find myself having to defend the homies from Christ Lasers

10/10/26, 9:24 pm24 reposts203 likes

Dr Nathan Kilah

@chemistrynathan.bsky.social

A stigmata kite?! Just what I wanted for Christmas!

A Frogs Gent

@frogsgent.bsky.social

Stigmata Rays are one of the weirdest artistic motifs. Kind of awesome, but weird nonetheless.

Bob Davidson

@wa7iut.bsky.social

Jesus drone!

Kelly Sedinger

@ksedinger.bsky.social

I never once pictured this, or something like it, when we got to the part of "Silent Night" about "radiant beams from thy holy face". Nope. Never. OK, I did. With sound effects, Jesus Beams sound like Han Solo's blaster.

The Occupier

@mudwiggler.bsky.social

Jesus shot first.

Roger McCarthy

@rogermccarthy.bsky.social

Does make a bit more sense now you can see they are meant to be stigmata lasers.

🎃 damned316

@dxmnkd316.bsky.social

MOTHER NO!