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Only the best.

We've seen reports from insiders reporting from ken klippenstein that many are drinking while on duty. They are unhinged Lunatics.

They're sending their best. It's just that their best really sucks.

Only the best.

Thoughts and prayers 🤷‍♂️

Which “domestic terrorist” got this totally innocent federal angel drunk and who smeared vomit on him? This and other questions answered on Hannity tonight!

Was that after he molested a child?

I thought ICE agents were protected by federal impunity.

Only the best

That would be their natural state, right? Highly trained professional government agents often cover themselves in vomit.

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Abducting and executing people is hard on the psyche. These ICE goons may act tough now, but they’ll all be basket cases and self medicating within the next few years. Remember that when you think about the $50k bonus, fellas.

All the best people

Probably had to drink away the trauma he had experienced from all the Minnesotians blowing whistles and calling him mean names.

Meal Team Six happy hour

"At this time we're not sure if the vomit was the CBP officer's vomit"

Put him in gen population

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I've broken many an NDA, they would sleep better if they stopped being cowards

Not from state charges, as it turns out.

Also saliva and blood—but not his.

Good job representing the US Border Patrol!

May their livers all explode as soon as possible.

They didn’t shoot him 10 times? He was obviously a threat to them.

Somebody shit my pants too!

I hope he didn't have his mask on.

An officer involved upchucking

MAGA.

It’s not like the guy is our defense secretary.

State Trooper doing his best to help.

Didn't say whose vomit, this was an antifa attack

ICE goons are losers who literally cannot get jobs anywhere else. And want to harass and beat up and abuse brown people and women. ICE are the worst of the worst. It's ALWAYS projection. Always.

Send him to Guatemala prison

Trying to drown his guilt and shame

how could they tell, they’re all piles of puke as it is

Ooooo. POTUS can't pardon him out of this one.

The job has driven him to drink.