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@graham.loadingreadyrun.com

This runner told me Pinwheel keeps eating his Rooks so I asked how many Rooks he has and he said he just goes to the UESC armory and gets a new Rook afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding UESC ordnance to Pinwheel and then his CyberAcme contact started crying. #marathon

5/4/26, 6:30 am25 reposts175 likes

I don't really understand most of those words as they are used in this context, but I will say that I at first thought you were talking about someone who speedruns Dark Souls and was talking about the Pinwheel from that game. XD

MaskedBeeX w/Fleem

@beex.bsky.social

I understood half this reference.

@samwatkins.bsky.social

Foolish Samwise

@foolishsamwise.bsky.social

I mean yeah pretty much lol

@foxmar320.bsky.social

I understood none of that. Oh god is this what I’ve been doing when I try and explain Destiny to people?!

ALTR, Boros Enforcer 🔜 PAX U

@altr-no-ego.bsky.social

I also don't understand any of that. I choose to believe it's because Graham wrote it in Canadian, and I am a lowly, uncultured American.

@clocktamer.bsky.social

I genuinely thought you were talking about a random guy out jogging and now that I understand that that isn’t what you meant I am now more confused

@tqmurdock.bsky.social

Why are people playing chess while running?