Foolish Samwise

Oh hey. Hi. How’s it going? I’m Sam. I don’t really know how other people think of me. Jewish. Vegetarian. Genius. Dumabass. Austinite. Analyst. Critic. Coach. Fan of sports, comics, movies, Lego, and games. My philosophy is that the entire point of society is to help others. That’s the ballgame.

Im glad I saved this before deactivating my twitter and losing my discord where I had posted it

Podcasts? Uh, no, it actually just puts the creature onto the battlefield. Hope this helps 👍

perfect, no notes

Current mood

Will getting a massage tomorrow solve all my problems? No. But it’ll make me less absurdly tense and good lord do I need it.

Bluesky has four kinds of users.

The reason I’m bad at Deadlock is that I expect my team to act and position in a rational manner, and I base my actions on those expectations I should really know better by now, but here we are.

Remember to check your kid’s candy today! I found a far fetched Talmudic scenario in this Snickers bar!

angel city, pls.

Sam cries out, ‘But you won’t send him off alone, surely, Master?’ Elrond appoints Sam the first member of the Company that will go with Frodo. Sam sits back down. ‘A nice pickle we have landed ourselves in, Mr. Frodo!’ The Council of Elrond is over.

Solomon Deadlock be like

Elrond tells the long story of the One Ring, from its forging in the Mountain of Fire, to its betrayal of Isildur at the Gladden Fields. Frodo is startled to learn that Elrond himself marched with Gil-Galad in the Last Alliance against Sauron, more than three thousand years ago.

"I can surely defeat my opponent, a pelican, in a chess piece eating contest"

Austin vs SKC in 2026…

When the Space Marines are too woke for you I just feel like you gotta go home, man. There's gotta be a point where you chill.

Legendary UT Longhorns Some Guy

tropius my beloved

Elrond leads Frodo into Rivendell’s Hall of Fire. ‘Now at last the hour has come that you have wished for, Frodo. Here is a friend that you have long missed.’ Frodo and Bilbo meet again for the first time since Bilbo’s birthday departure from the Shire 17 years ago.

name a non-LotR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring

Headline of the week

Clear eyes, full hearts, spicy ketchup.

The Sacramento Kings have the same record as the Spurs and the Knicks, just as we all expected.

I’ve got a 3. (My Rabbi has met many politicians through his activism, but I don’t think he’s met Obama directly) (I’ve also got a pair of 4s, one through a certain author friend and another through a twitch streamer I drove to an event once)

Frodo wakes. ‘Where am I?’ ‘In the House of Elrond. It is ten o’clock in the morning. The morning of October the twenty-fourth, if you want to know.’ ‘Gandalf!’ ‘Yes, I am here. And you are lucky to be here, too, after all the absurd things you have done since you left home.’

As long as boys sports also require a transmasc kid

Protect girls sports: At least one trans kid per team or automatic disqualification. Let's move that overton window baby.

Guillermo Del Toro dropping another one liner that’s exactly how I feel about AI slop, the “punishment” is built in

they should get rid of the designated hitter and just let the pitcher try to throw a base hit when it’s his turn at the plate. that’s the way it always should have been

I got fucking blocked for this lmfao

Gaming in the big 2026 🙂‍↕️

Thank you for one year!

Feels more relevant than ever

Absolutely whimsyless behavior from this guy. The point of evolution is that there’s always a next step.

My ‘I don’t want trans people dead’ T-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

stoked for EA's 17776 adaptation