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They'll just use the cookies they installed on every device I have, despite not allowing it, obviously. Oh and don't forget the always recording microphones in the Tvs

The other evil multinationals will point and laugh if we don't have all your information that we can lose to hackers! Why would you shame us in front of them?

When I have to create a user for a one time purchase(or anything), that will forever remain a one time purchase.

Please sign up for the loyalty program for this place that does not exist in the country you live in! We will ask six more times before checkout.

"Are you using the app today" Absolutely not. I do not need every company to exist on my phone.

Given that they'll just steal it anyway it's already lost. But at least if I didn't willingly give it to them they can't blame me when they lose it.... Not that it will stop them from doing that....

but Graham, they offered me a free cookie 🥺👉👈

Does the rewards program involve dynamically pricing me less

Hey! Don't start with me! I'm more loyal to the programs than I am to myself!

I feel like at this point every company on the planet has my information. Hell they know me better than me!

Don't worry, they will send an AI-written apology that gets your name wrong.