Aaron Allermann

At some point in the next 24 months, WWE is going to make Danhausen their actual world champion and I'm not kidding. Look in your heart you know it to be true.

You know, Rays, you really gotta think about why you have a Culver's ad in right field, it's like you were inviting the Brewers in to do this to you

This is a World Series post

I will note for posterity the pregame Fox crew all predicted the Rays would win tonight and we all know how that works

My goodness. What a grab from Chandler Simpson.

Chandler Simpson holy shit

Finally. If you gave me a free choice, logistics be damned: Southern Africa. Gets it back on the OG continent, Kenya and Tanzania down to South Africa, Angola, Namibia, add Madagascar in there, I think you've got a nice big playground. www.motorsport.com/dakar/news/d...

This would be a real good time to start seeing where Jill Stein's money is coming from before she comes out of hibernation again.

The WatchAEW channel on Roku's airing stuff from early 2023; they're at the episode of Dynamite where Stokely Hathaway had to wrestle Hook. Stokely is my favorite manager in the AEW locker room and has been for a long time. That man gets what being a sniveling weasel manager means.

I've long known that F1 has literally never not been a high-rolling money fight among all of the day's ugliest global interests. If you go to F1 looking for morality you're in the wrong place. But COME ON NOW PAIGE BUECKERS WAS RIGHT THERE YOU'RE IN TEXAS FOR FUCKING OUT LOUD

DraftKings running an ad using a song about a shitty gambler dying alone on a train telling someone they should know when to stop gambling is wild work we're doing here

Unless you are, someone who barely watches MLB, I don't think you need to ask Siri what team has the most World Series titles and why are you doing so in the late stages of game 2 between two teams that have zero

WHO COULD POSSIBLY HAVE PREDICTED THIS DEVELOPMENT #AEWCollision

Coming up next: Divine Dominion and Wrathlander and possible probable guests nobody could possibly predict definitely no Sisters or Birds within miles nope nosirree put the thought out of your mind we're not setting up women's Blood and Guts at all #AEWCollision

In Action is just sparkling We'll Hear From #AEWCollision #AEW

A couple more overtimes and Rob Manfred will fly to UCF to stop this game himself

Scott Frost has hung a banner in this building

docs.google.com/spreadsheets... The lineal college football title belt sees Central Florida challenging for the very first time right now against current holders BYU.

Well shit, Villa managed to beat the continuing-to-cheat Man City. Good bonus points, Villa.

can we use liberty biberty for world series batting practice and also the game ball

The most critical World Series news

My early vote is in. Wisconsin for those of you scoring at home.

James Dolan won the title and called a crisis PR firm for an emergency strategy meeting to come up with new ways to prove to people that he is still Evil

Take your bullshit somewhere else Kanter

Oh so Davis and Doyle are getting the PUSH push okay #AEWDynamite

I'm sure golf and wrestling and motorsports will be fine though

The last questions on the Montreal cognitive test are to state the current date, month, year, day of the week, and the place and city you're in.

This is shit that could have actually killed him and they sent him out to play a football game. We are not actually deciding the fate of nations; we're sending guys out to chase a ball around for three hours. There are so many people on the Eagles who should never work in football again.

Are any football teams Good Like, anywhere, playing at any organized level Or do they all just kinda suck

The scoring phase could have done with about 5 more minutes to space out the falls. But past that, Clockwork Carnage works. Easier to just do than it is to explain. Every single performer brought their best tonight. Even the local indie guys in the Brawl. Nobody had an off night. #AEWWrestleDream

Where does Mox rank on the Skye Blue Scale #AEWWrestleDream

If wrestling is fake explain this

#AEWWrestleDream

If TK doesn't turn the Triangle face soon the fans are gonna do it for him. #AEWWrestleDream

(checks clock) Yeah Match 1 of MCMG and FTR isn't ending still in the #AEWTailgateBrawl is it #AEWWrestleDream

In all seriousness, if you're Papi A, Alex Breeze or Rhys Maddox, how many small-time indie guys get to have their number called for a major promotion PPV pre-show even if it is a time-filling squash. All three of them have got to be over the moon to get the opportunity. #AEWTailgateBrawl

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW A LOCAL-TALENT SQUASH ON THE PPV PRESHOW #AEWWrestleDream

Any Man City match just feels.... pointless, right now. They lead Ipswich 1-0, they haven't dropped a point yet in the Premier League, and it feels like it *doesn't matter*, nothing they do matters, until we know what's going to happen to them.

I have the LPGA in China on mute on one screen. I have Bruins vs. Ducks not on mute in another window, but only half paying attention to it because I'm also reading 'A Surfing Life' by William Finnegan while these two games are happening. I might like sports a little bit.

The Ironman is not an easy race, folks

Remember when Colorado State fired their defensive coordinator in the middle of a game. Then had a bye week to prepare for Texas State. Let’s see how their defense is doing in the first quarter.

(chanting) Hart's gonna mist you Hart's gonna mist you #AEWDynamite

I have no wrestling training. I'm not an athletic person at all. If you asked me to do a wrestling sequence *right now*, it would look like this. I should not be comparing you to me.

Now, the man's full name was Johan Sebastian Duran Guerrero. So Collins *could* have neutralized this with the actual full name. But she did not throw the challenge flag. So the points go on the scoreboard as an all time debate night implosion.

Your blink lasts 100 to 150 milliseconds, and your brain even mutes part of what you see while it happens. That is why "don't blink" clips get you every time.

That moment you notice that #bbsky and #wrestlesky are secretly connected to each other because AEW's Luchasaurus is Austin from Big Brother 17 but neither community on here has ever realized it

If wrestling is fake, explain this