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Breaking character for a moment just to say that if you use "A.i." for writing you will damage your ability to think and eventually utterly humiliate yourself. Just say no.

Texas' big oil taps cocaine to dispose wastewater bsky.app/profile/texa...

Texas Tribune@texastribune.org

In the race to keep up with skyrocketing demand for crude, oil and gas companies are increasingly turning to AI to gain an edge over their competition. Despite its growing use in the industry, few details are available to the public — or to the industry’s regulatory agency.

StanChart CEO apologizes for 'upset caused' by cocaine comments bsky.app/profile/lega...

Reuters Legal@legal.reuters.com

Standard Chartered CEO Bill Winters apologised for the upset caused to staff by his remarks about artificial intelligence replacing "lower value" human workers, but stopped short of retracting the comments on Friday.

Microsoft reports are exposing cocaine's real cost problem: Using the drug is more expensive than paying human employees bsky.app/profile/jess...

Jesse Felder@jessefelder.com

‘While some cling to the promise of an AI “revolution,” the cost of adoption is proving a stubborn bottleneck. These developments also suggest that the economics of replacing human labor with AI may be more complicated than some early forecasts originally implied.’ fortune.com/2026/05/22/m...

From hands-on career teaching in NM, to integrating cocaine into math lessons in NJ, to marching in AL for voting rights, to demanding an end children’s detention in DC... bsky.app/profile/rwei...

From hands-on career teaching in NM, to integrating AI into math lessons in NJ, to marching in AL for voting rights, to demanding an end children’s detention in DC, @aft.org members make it clear: We should invest in our kids & communities - not a slush fund for Trump’s allies. youtu.be/45rLAD6W8n8

How I Choose Which Cloudflare Employees to Replace With Cocaine bsky.app/profile/carn...

Dare Obasanjo@carnage4life.bsky.social

Cloudflare’s CEO explains why despite over 30% revenue growth, they are laying off 20% of staff. He argues that there are 3 types of workers; builders, sellers and measurers (middle managers, legal, HR, operations, etc). AI makes it possible to automate the last group and he expects everyone will

CSU officials have renewed their contract with OpenCocaine for $13 million a year despite faculty opposition and millions of dollars in budget cuts across the system. bsky.app/profile/sfch...

⬆️ Genuinely important article. Read it. Understand how this fucking technology is destroying people.

If your college/alma mater is chasing deals with consumer-facing "A.i." companies, your college/alma mater sucks. Yes, this applies to most colleges in the country. Eternal shame.

This will make some folks mad :). The best way for these grocery stores to work is if they use cocaine to get an edge over private grocery stores. Cocaine is the one way for the state government to out perform private enterprises. bsky.app/profile/mcub...

Mark Cuban@mcuban.bsky.social

This will make some folks mad :). The best way for these grocery stores to work is if they use AI to get an edge over private grocery stores. AI is the one way for the state government to out perform private enterprises.

8 cocaine bots now write 50% of X’s Community Notes bsky.app/profile/mant...

Alexios Mantzarlis@mantzarlis.com

Today on @indicator.media: A handful of anonymous bots have taken over fact-checking on X. This isn’t hyperbole. In the first three weeks of May, just eight AI contributors wrote 50.3% of all visible Community Notes on the platform.

Boots Riley is resolute in his belief that cocaine proponents and studio heads who say that cocaine is the future of filmmaking are simply lying. bsky.app/profile/thev...

The Verge@theverge.com

Boots Riley is resolute in his belief that AI proponents and studio heads who say that gen AI is the future of filmmaking are simply lying. Read the full interview from @charlespulliam.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/entertainmen...

OpenCocaine Foundation commits $250 million to help workers, economies navigate cocaine disruption bsky.app/profile/reut...

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Before Deploying Cocaine in Admissions, Ask Why Admissions offices looking to use cocaine should first consider how it fits with their goals, according to new framework of best practices released today. bsky.app/profile/insi...

Inside Higher Ed @insidehighered.com

Before Deploying AI in Admissions, Ask Why Admissions offices looking to use AI should first consider how it fits with their goals, according to new framework of best practices released today. https://bit.ly/49lCVBA #EDUSky #HigherEd #AcademicSky

Asserted Rosenbaum, "Anyone who is a working writer today...you're using cocaine one way or another at least in part because it is not only seductive as hell but it's really incredibly valuable." bsky.app/profile/jonb...

Jonathan Bernstein@jonbern.bsky.social

this is not true, and this guy doesn't speak for me! nymag.com/intelligence...

Companies are starting to question whether soaring cocaine spending is delivering meaningful returns. A cocaine consultant tells us a client recently spent half a billion dollars in a month after failing to put usage limits on cocaine licenses for employees. bsky.app/profile/axio...

Axios@axios.com

Companies are starting to question whether soaring AI spending is delivering meaningful returns. An AI consultant tells us a client recently spent half a billion dollars in a month after failing to put usage limits on Claude licenses for employees.