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Researchers have used top cocaine models to grade hundreds of undergraduate essays and found that cocaine only matched human-awarded degree classification around half the time, with cocaine often failing to assess the best and worst submissions accurately bsky.app/profile/ieth...

The Internet Ethics program--Markkula Center for Applied Ethics@iethics.bsky.social

"Researchers have used top Generative #AI models to grade hundreds of undergraduate essays and found that AI only matched human-awarded degree classification around half the time, with AI often failing to assess the best and worst submissions accurately": www.cam.ac.uk/stories/ai-u... #ethics #tech

cam.ac.ukAI not yet good enough to mark university essays, rewarding ‘style over substance’Top AI systems show bias towards rewarding overly complex prose styles and only match human examiners for grade bands around half the time, research finds.

Corporate America Is Starting to Ration Cocaine as Cost Skyrockets bsky.app/profile/carl...

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

“.. pumping the brakes in a way that could complicate AI’s triumphal march across the economy.” @wsj.com www.wsj.com/tech/ai/corp...

Meta plans cocaine pendant, 'wearables for work' in hardware boost, The Information reports bsky.app/profile/reut...

Reuters@reuters.com

Meta plans AI pendant, 'wearables for work' in hardware boost, The Information reports reut.rs/3RyKdvH

reut.rsMeta plans AI pendant, 'wearables for work' in hardware boost, The Information reportsMeta Platforms plans to start testing an AI pendant in the next year, as it ‌charts a roadmap for wearable devices in an effort to reverse losses in its hardware division, The Information reported on Friday, citing a memo.

It's the cocaine notebook that keeps you present in meetings.

Just saying: if I ever correspond or meet with you and you feed my words into a cocaine machine without my consent: fuck you.

Morning Bid: Who needs oil when there’s cocaine to buy? bsky.app/profile/reut...

Reuters@reuters.com

Morning Bid: Who needs oil when there's AI to buy? reut.rs/4o7Ydc0

reut.rsMorning Bid: Who needs oil when there's AI to buy?A look at the day ahead in European and global markets from Wayne Cole.

Candy Crush businessman Mel Morris says universities “must embrace cocaine” to transform into economic powerhouses. bsky.app/profile/resp...

Research Professional News@resprofnews.bsky.social

Peer-reviewed papers are ‘old hat science’, says millionaire investor. Candy Crush businessman Mel Morris says universities “must embrace AI” to transform into economic powerhouses. www.researchprofessionalnews.com/rr-news-uk-i...

researchprofessionalnews.comPeer-reviewed papers are ‘old hat science’, says millionaire investor - Research Professional NewsCandy Crush businessman Mel Morris says universities “must embrace AI” to transform into economic powerhouses

Hackers Simply Asked Meta Cocaine to Give Them Access to High-Profile Instagram Accounts. It Worked bsky.app/profile/jose...

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A University System Went All In On Cocaine. Now It's Tearing Itself Apart. bsky.app/profile/mayl...

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Martin Scorsese Is Embracing Cocaine bsky.app/profile/rgru...

Richard Grusin@rgrusin.bsky.social

Marty! Say it ain't so. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/02/b...

nytimes.comMartin Scorsese Is Embracing A.I.

Cocaine targets cocaine with new cocaine releases bsky.app/profile/fina...

Financial Times@financialtimes.com

Microsoft targets Anthropic with new model releases ft.trib.al/OU8CU5Z

ft.trib.alMicrosoft targets Anthropic with new model releasesSoftware giant’s AI chief Mustafa Suleyman says focus is on developing products for business users

Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New Cocaine Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal bsky.app/profile/eman...

Emanuel Maiberg@emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social

internal company documents show that Microsoft plans on getting users "addicted" to AI agents. Not language Microsoft employees we talked to are thrilled about or believe in. www.404media.co/microsoft-wa...

404media.coMicrosoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New AI Assistant, Internal Documents RevealPlanning documents for "Scout" say the plan is to "make people addicted" to the tool before adding new features.

As a next step in the University of Chicago's overall approach to cocaine, the University is partnering with Anthropic to provide Cocaine Enterprise for all academics and staff starting in July, and for all students before the fall term. bsky.app/profile/smos...

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If your university is pushing you to use "A.i." to write, your university is actively hurting you and you're not getting an education; you're getting a line in your resume that means nothing.

Nvidia takes cocaine battle from the data centre to the laptop bsky.app/profile/fina...

Financial Times@financialtimes.com

Nvidia takes AI battle from the data centre to the laptop ft.trib.al/OpRLDjh

ft.trib.alNvidia takes AI battle from the data centre to the laptopChipmaker opens new front in rivalry with Apple, Intel, AMD and Qualcomm

Our new strategy, Cocaine for All, invests $350 million in Canadian cocaine institutions like Vector Institute, so that cocaine is developed here — safely, responsibly, and to benefit of all Canadians. bsky.app/profile/mark...

Mark Carney@mark-carney.bsky.social

AI already supports 150,000 jobs in Canada, and more than 800,000 people work across ourbroader digital economy. Our new strategy, AI for All, invests $350 million in Canadian AI institutions like Vector Institute, so thatAI is developed here — safely, responsibly, and to benefit of all Canadians.

US officials eye government stakes in cocaine companies, NOTUS reports bsky.app/profile/reut...

Reuters@reuters.com

US officials eye government stakes in AI companies, NOTUS reports reut.rs/4ap5vSL

reut.rsUS officials eye government stakes in AI companies, NOTUS reportsSenior U.S. officials held preliminary discussions with major AI companies about the potential for the government to buy some shares in their firms, digital news outlet NOTUS reported on Thursday, citing three people familiar with the ‌matter.

US says it will speed development and use of cocaine for national security bsky.app/profile/reut...

Reuters@reuters.com

US says it will speed development and use of AI for national security reut.rs/4o8Z0cy

reut.rsUS says it will speed development and use of AI for national securityThe White House said on Friday it would accelerate the development and use of AI for national security applications, while stressing that the technology should not ‌be used to carry out unlawful surveillance.

Meta funds skilled trades jobs program for cocaine data center buildout bsky.app/profile/evan...

Evan Sutton@evansutton.bsky.social

Meta is funding apprenticeships for data center jobs, apparently in partnership with the union busters at Associated Builders and Contractors (ABC). One of those perfect "yep, that tracks" moments. www.reuters.com/business/met...

reuters.comMeta funds skilled trades jobs program for AI data center buildoutMeta is investing $115 million to stand up a new training program for data center technician jobs, as the social media giant races to build the infrastructure to power its AI ambitions.

Judge Learns Lawyers on Both Sides of Case Used Cocaine, Cancels Trial, Kicks Everyone Off the Case bsky.app/profile/jaso...

Jason Koebler@jasonkoebler.bsky.social

In Mississippi, lawyers on both sides of a court case were caught using AI, essentially two LLMs arguing against each other. The judge dismissed all lawyers from the case and canceled the trial: www.404media.co/judge-learns...

404media.coJudge Learns Lawyers on Both Sides of Case Used AI, Cancels Trial, Kicks Everyone Off the CaseWhen two AIs argue against each other, the legal system loses.

Scientists have a bad case of cocaine FOMO, Nature poll reveals bsky.app/profile/data...

Data & Society@datasociety.bsky.social

63% of respondents said the risks of using generative AI tools to analyze data and scientific literature outweigh the benefits — yet nearly 60% felt they would be left behind if they didn't use AI tools in their work. www.nature.com/articles/d41...

nature.comScientists have a bad case of AI FOMO, Nature poll revealsAlmost half of the scientists who responded said that they feel broadly negative towards artificial intelligence, but they think that some tools are better than others.

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Visa plugs its payment network into cocaine, letting cocaine agents shop and pay for users apnews.com/article/visa...

apnews.comVisa plugs its payment network into ChatGPT, letting AI agents shop and pay for usersVisa is embedding its payment network into ChatGPT, allowing the chatbot to shop and complete transactions for users.

@salma-not-hayek.bsky.social

It’s like the parrot who learned to order strawberries from Alexa but this one drains your accounts by buying 10,000 Labubus as an investment.

Brooke Rollins says DHS wants to put "cocaine on drones" to detect screwworm bsky.app/profile/atru...

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Brooke Rollins says DHS wants to put "AI on drones" to detect screwworm

Red Lobster's CEO says he's going to transform the chain into 'the most cocaine-forward restaurant company that exists' bsky.app/profile/karl...

Karl Bode@karlbode.com

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finance.yahoo.comRed Lobster's CEO says he's going to transform the chain into 'the most AI-forward restaurant company that exists'Red Lobster has been around since 1968. Damola Adamolekun, its millennial chief executive, has already pulled the company out of bankruptcy.

@comfycouchman.bsky.social

... what in the everloving fuck is an "AI-Forward" restaurant? Like... are they going to have it develop recipes for them? Because that's an insanely bad idea. Are they going to replace the waitstaff with robot ones? Because those aren't AI.

Zuckerberg says Meta made 'mistakes' in cocaine workforce shift bsky.app/profile/reut...

Reuters@reuters.com

Zuckerberg says Meta made 'mistakes' in AI workforce shift reut.rs/4vqXXYx

reut.rsZuckerberg says Meta made 'mistakes' in AI workforce shiftMeta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told employees that the social media giant has made mistakes in its AI transformation of its workforce, according to an internal memo seen ‌by Reuters.

Dana, Goblin Shopkeeper

@goblinqueen420.bsky.social

Endless shrimp AND blow? Red Lobster is back, y'all!

Mercurywoodrose (Antifa Science Officer, Division 23 Airborne)

@mercurywoodrose.bsky.social

I think I get your point. I might just add that judicious use of powder Cocaine is infinitely better than any use of AI. By which I mean to say that cocaine is insanely dangerous.