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i'm glad the boycott is stopping me from doing something stupid like actually buying the halo remake and being sad about it. what a dark fate for a once classic series

i've seen a few clips of cortana's classic lines and the voice direction on them is so crazy she's like your chipper ai girlfriend. not who cortana is but ok.

even halo 3, which is mostly a classic, i'm like. you got scared. you blinked. you lost something. this is too 9/11 never forget. arbiter and chief are meant to be twin solid snakes on opposite sides. did you forget the unsc are evil. get marty out of the writers room

Halo never really reckoning with the fact SPARTANs are child soldier super weapons meant to curb stop rebellious colonists and weren't even *that* great at fighting the Covy was always annoying like they're so close.

This is actually the main thread of the TV Show that seemingly nobody but me liked lol.

idk I guess it gets worse but i'm not sure they ever thought the unsc were bad in the actual games, the first game is about the virtues of stoic heinlein militarism vs organised religion (also how you can be an emotionally closed off teenage boy and the cute girl will definitely still like you)

thats why i like halo 2 the most its the one that gets the closest. opening by intercutting chief's military propaganda parade with the arbiter's public torture; the covenant and humans both have turned war into a religion. the one time halo felt like movie starship troopers not book lol