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Godspeed You! Baked Empanada

You ever looked at a character design and thought, “yeah I’m definitely gonna see her on my mutuals’ profiles”

American conservatives are constantly bemoaning the decline of aesthetic standards and calling for a return to tailored suits and classical Roman architecture, but are now forced to defend the Cheesecake Factory. A constant tension between the Brooks Brothers patrician and the Kid Rock populist.

Bad Art response to bad art

*second bong rip* if we view RFK and MAHA as the culmination of a vast disgust-based movement against evidence and life itself, we’re in a grim place. it’s not easy to un-disgust people. you can’t logic them or fact them out of it. you want to know the best way out of disgust? teaching ppl empathy

The evil version of myself that I trapped in the mirror is always saying stuff like "let me out, I'm not the evil one, you're literally holding a skull right now". Be quiet or I'll throw my skull at you

“He's gunna go up to the Upper Peninsula and get a pretty cold welcome.” And the UP said…

Live your life in a way that doesn't inspire people to rapidly update your wiki like this

It's been a bit... feels like time for a cheeky Gundam giveaway! Includes the RG Epyon (Apex), plus a real mix of other items - many event/retailer exclusive. 👉 To enter, follow + repost (or quote). Winner will be picked at random, next Monday 26th October, international post all ok. Good luck! 🍀

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: nom nom nom gimme dat seed corn i have to eat all the seed corn bsky.app/profile/twil...

“The Luddites were rentiers” is fucking wild.

Jigsaw: your tenacity is admirable Jonathan. you’ve beaten my game Johnny Knoxville (bleeding from his skull): gimme the next one Jigsaw: Jigsaw: what Knoxville (wearing a bear trap like a diaper): I’m ready for the next one man!

Ruin a book by adding a word: The d20 Kama Sutra

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Just a reminder that there is a city in Europe where Russian drones hunt civilians 24/7.

A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes

Last night while smoking @deedeer.bsky.social came up with new characters “The Lubbers Three” who are identical, grumpy duck sailor brothers who just kind of sit on a bench and introduce themselves a lot. “Hidey ho hee / we’re the Lubbers Three / we sit by the water and we sneer at the sea.”

SWHFTT 2‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️ 8. He realized he not built for Prismatic - Ft. Paul Tassi ('s Warlock)

Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano

If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out

I mean black blood of the earth.

A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

Reacher (book) kills white supremacists (fictional), but Reacher (streaming) hasn't yet despite Alan Ritchson (Reacher (streaming)) wanting to because of studio fear of white supremacists (actual, government).

mmygod

A significant percentage of the 71% of people that are exhausted all the time fucking voted for the Permanent Exhaustion Regime because of egg prices and burrito taxis. The median voter is a total menace.

“Now the question is what happens to our digital games as we move towards an increasingly digital future. Do you actually own those digital games? What happens to them when you die? Can you play them offline without having to check in with a server?” We know these answers now. They just suck.

Zombear is a zombie bear mascot from Otaru, in Hokkaido, who swings his intestines around.

This remake of the Halo: Reach Warthog charge kind of sucks.