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Shame because of the potential but got fumbled.

they put the taxi on thorazine

This looks like some shit they’d have on in the background of a CSI episode

why does it literally look like those budget fake burnout games made by the people who left criterion :/

Crazy Taxi if he went to a psychiatrist

This taxi moves exactly like the stock character when you load up the "Third Person Shooter" Template in UE5.

Fortnite has way better driving mechanics than whatever this is.

the camera is so locked behind the back of your taxi, where's the camera flying to the side to sell how crazy that turn was? where's the air time? this taxi is very NOT crazy

They killed crazy taxi, gaming is unironically dead

FlatOut 3 immediately came to mind but that's because i'm in a bad mood today

Simpsoms lol

you could emulate a little bit of the magnetic friction through the equippable perks but man what are we doing why do i have to equip power up perks on my fuck ass car in CRAZY TAXI

WHAT THE FUCK

No music, the car is stuck to the ground, the back of the car doesn't swing out when they turn. Where's the love?

AAAAAHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

TURNING INTO ONE OF THE SBMM GUYS OVER THIS. DON'T LET THEM GASLIGHT YOU INTO THINKING THIS SHIT ISN'T REAL. THIS IS MANIPULATIVE GAME DESIGN THAT SEES YOU AS A USER RATHER THAN A PLAYER

This looks like how all the humans in Sonic 2006 get to work

"Give me a taxi game with nothing"

“Nintendo hire that man” version of Crazy Taxi

even if it wasn’t AI it still seems like a shitty game

I played the closed network test, extremely excited as someone who put untold hours into making some craaaaazy money on Dreamcast 20 years ago and boy was it a bummer. Holding onto my hope the single player will be better

how does the little crazy taxi-ish minigame in Infinite Wealth where you're delivering uber eats have more sauce than this