Tim Price

Inspiring stuff here defector.com/mark-teixeir...

[McAfee] I was drinking a lot. [Whoever is left at 60 minutes, sotto voce] you were an alcoholic [McAfee] ...yes [Voiceover of a shot of McAffee talking to a bunch of college kids] In 2028, McAfee started A Better Way, a foundation to counsel white frat boys to, "drink smarter, not harder."

Dario Amodei shouldn’t be the name of a computer nerd. That’s the name of a Final Fantasy boss who killed your father but turns out to be the unwitting pawn of the personification of entropy.

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

Fine I hope you’re happy. Pat McAfee is going to keep his shirt on and stop showing you his weird drinker’s body and creeping redness. At least until next weekend, hahaa, much love everyone.

The Rays can still win if Mike Pence has the courage

I’m tired of hearing from racists all the time. RFK Jr. has never produced anything except dead children. We need to drive these people back into their holes

Zohran Mamdani’s late-night basketball games are mildly inconveniencing some Police Academy trainees who had to exercise outside. Andrew Cuomo will accept your apologies whenever you’re ready.

Somehow I’m guessing they were never as well hidden as you believed

Neither do I, Chrishell. Neither do I.

The internet can be pretty gullible about tech products, but congrats to everyone who called exactly what this was going to be used for from the first moment they saw it.

If I ever get sued for anything I hope this person is cross-examining me

Be kind. Everybody’s here getting attention the best way they know how.

🫡 Fly safe, commander

it remains nuts that he said this at a college graduation ceremony where women were graduating it remains even more nuts that his mom, who helped put him through private school and get all the training he needed for his big masculine sports career, is an accomplished medical physicist

"Buy our stock, we're probably going to kill you"

Hope you're allowed more time with the living than the dead.

my Portuguese isn't great but I think I can work this out

I love how On-Some-Other-Shit Penzy’s is, man

This guy opened his speech with “Good Moleman to you”

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