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And for no clearly explained reason football is played entirely in real world fighter jets and during the final game you have to play plane football in an abandoned uranium mine.

They should have weird fake advertisements that reveal have many completely inconsequential changes Like bananas are blue and their version of Pac-Man has an award winning film adaptation made by John Waters

The annual Belka vs Leasath "Osea Derby" has a death toll of 100 a year

Belkan conspiracy behind the local FIFA equivalent

there's like a million Pro Yakyu games, surely this is a scenario in one of them

But what would be the mascot for an Estovakian?

the collab is an ace combat mission where you have to infiltrate enemy airspace while posing as the stadium flyover planes

Ridge Racer map where a fighter jet buzzes you as you're driving through a highway tunnel

You play as the QB and with the exact same control scheme.

every other fjeld you play in is named for one of the big evil megacorps. like General Resource Stadium or something

through the eye of the needle push the envelope GOOOOOOOaALLALLLALL

Greater Belka FC's logo is an air to air missile