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Christ, can you imagine being someone being stuck being pregnant forever? Or, god forbid, being stuck in labour because the birth can't happen? Horrific.

There’s a treehouse episode that suggests every 5-6 years the family dies and is replaced by the exact same family. They may age, but get replaced.

I want to thank you for posting this. Considering yesterday's crazy news cycle, the wording sort of weirded me out, but then some friends explained, and I started reading the series and it's SO. GOOD. <3 so yeah, thanks. :)

I wish!

Whatever you're working on where this is relevant, you may want to consider The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect. It's very good and I want someone other than "Rationalist" types talking about it, despite it seeming gross and shocking at first glance! (also it is pretty gross, i won't lie)

IT'S A SEQUEL!?

God I wish

Oh shit, it's happening! 👀

Main screen turn on

Oh I hoped but didn't know... yes! (Huh, wonder what the format change will do to it, though.)

OHHHHHHHH

holy shit really is it that time already

Really annoying for every teenage boy who is stuck with a breaking voice forever

Vorago?

Big

.ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese

Yess

dw the babies get born and grow up too

Learning this isnt from In Time, that Justin Timberlake time heist movie, and being sad i dont get the reference

FOOTBAW

can we bump it forward a decade before people stop dying it's a bit too early for that

god i'm so glad you've also had this on your mind for the past 3 years

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE WILL NEVER BE GONE NOW

!! Literally one week ago I pondered to myself, "hmm I wonder if Jacob Geller has read 17776, I feel like it should really make an appearance in an essay sometime."

now it's simply the beach that makes you. what happens there will be a part of you forever, and i mean "forever" in the most literal sense

They play football there now, they have been for 8000 years

Oh, so THAT'S what's happening at 8PM Eastern Time.

Already stockpiling Koy Detmer footballs.

ham ham ham ham ham ham bg 'ol hampuck for me

we missed the window for 17776 😔

Great. Now the San Jose Earthquakes are gonna suck forever.

17776, you can read it at www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...

Oh god are we stuck with THESE Fuckers?

On my birthday?!

I, too, really liked Torchwood season 4.

Wait, I lied. It was originally updated one chapter a day. 20020 was released tri-weekly.

The chapters were originally released bi-weekly, so don’t feel pressured to read the whole thing at once!

definitely more than a lunch break, iirc around 3 hours?

It's so fucking good man it's so fucking good

I'll just look at this for a short read... one hour later

... There is a setting in blue sky that will ping you whenever you're about to post without alt text

FOOTBAAAAALL

Can’t wait for the epic Canyon Drive of 5518. Go Washington!

OMG WE DOING FOOTBALL

phew!

Honestly putting him in a hole and filling said hole with concrete and building a very large building on top of that hole (preferably offering social services to poor black people) would be a better punishment that blipping him out of existence

Mr Geller this post forces me to ask, have you read homestuck?

Been waiting for this

it's probably one of the best things i've ever read. i should read it again

I'm excited for you, it's so good.

Exact same thing happened to me. I knew it was coming too, unlike people of the time who tried to read a simple "What will football look like in the future?" article.

nice! finally

IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF IT DID

Wait I recall seeing something like that... From a book review ages ago...

I kinda lucked out tbh

Omg I didn't know about it. Now I'm super excited to continue reading it

Nothing left to do but play football forever

I need to re-read, it’s time

TT_TT no my dying!

That sounds awful.