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I had this thought when the book was first announced. The crossover between people who like Mr. Beast and people who like James Patterson seems borderline nonexistent. Seems I was right?

I would bet minecraft influencers get way better numbers than this.

According to Dan Olson, it seems Jimmy has written parts of it himself to the horror of the three people who actually that the book.

I am really enjoying the idea of friable offenses though, thank you. xD

WHO'S THE BIGGER YOUTUBER NOW? It's Lindsay, obvs.

Clearly he should've included a curated vinyl record of music to listen to while reading (that small vinyl was actually the impetus for me getting a record player!)

We should flip the script and take it to Mr Beast by releasing a HAGL/YNOI chocolate bar.

I happened to see this at target yesterday and I at first thought it was a joke, truly. The next words out of my mouth were “who is this for exactly” and then “why would James Patterson agree to this?”

His audience is 12 years old kids and adults that are mentally 12 years old Not exactly book people

I used to be a genuine fan when he wasn't thinking out these big stunts and just doing stupid shit like filling his backyard with orbeez, can't pin point where it started to all feel so fake but seeing him pay people who needed money for essentially nothing was wholesome for a time from his crew.

words written by people who know how to use words are worth more than a dollar sign followed by one followed by six zeroes

The bible x

Good enough reason as any to finally buy your books after having it on my to-do list for a while 👍👍

Keep winning

bold of them to assume their audiences are literate

throwing hammers in your direction

fuck yuo

Jacob Bookseller 😂😁

Not just one even, several books !

inb4 you turn 10 people into fighter jets and have them battle it out for a video.

Patterson looks vaguely horrified here

Water found wet

Not helped by the fact that even a lot of his fans seem to be aware that this was ghost-written entirely. Neither "author" had much to do with the book, and that's already a known thing about Patterson

How A Game Lives is also very much worth buying, really fun to read the annotated essays

I'm laughing so hard at how THIS is the way I find out he had an AI write a book for him. Sorry, I know there's no evidence for that, it's just the only way I could imagine him having the attention span to actually complete something book-length.