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what if you were jacking off and a genie came out of the tip

turns out if all your best players get injured then your team fucking sucks. who knew

i should have predicted bsky would have a lot of mouthy people who parted ways from their eighth grade teacher on bad terms

I would love to be this guy one girl in my ass and the other girl in my mouth Yours cock 🌭🌭🌭🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 INSIDE MY ASSHOLE 🍑🕳🍑🕳🍑🕳 Or in my mouth 👄👄👄👅👅👅🍼🍼🍼🥛🥛🥛

I'd like to humbly request to not be fucked not a fan of sex

god tier dog that can eat grapes

It needs to bust…..

guy ritchie should be in prison

they should invent dirty water

big deal. my mommy endorsed me! and she says I'm her special little boy!

this scene is unbelievable

Sorry but this isn't how you take care of a hotel

yup

Your mother’s pussy.

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

The Ballad of Radmilk

masturbation no fuckin don't give a fuck if i cum my shorts beatin'

what the fuck are you talking about

me after repenting from being gay

@gork file my tax

Hmmm, maybe your right. I know it's trendy these days but please stop hating on white people.

i will not debate you

In 2016, we published potentially the largest single feature to ever appear in Game Informer magazine with a full oral history of the legendary studio, BioWare. We've made that feature available online following reports of the studio's impending closure. gameinformer.com/feature/2026...

Due to popular demand, the Uncensored Director's Cut of KEN RUSSELL'S THE DEVILS will stay in theaters for a second week. The new release of the 55-year-old movie has already crossed $2 million at the box office.

Those third eye open people who mind control the rest of us with telepathic magic. How interesting. Who are the voices in people’s heads? The other humans on this planet who mind control the rest of us, that’s who. Look at your friends deep in the eyes. They’re “bad actors.”

like shrek created best animation at the Oscars, michael is creating the best pedophile category

Good evening! 😍 First things first, I’m going to lick your 🌭 all over! 😋 As a reward, I want you to slide your 🌭 into my 🍑, stir things up, and fill me with your 🥛! 😝 I’m fully prepared to carry your 👶 and become 🤰! 😆 Let’s raise it together, okay? 🤭 How does a day like that sound? 🤔

I’m so angry about everything regarding this. Hope that this fanbase harnesses its characteristic vitriol into something productive, and there are consequences. How dare they play fast and loose with this man after everything he’s given to this organization

Team Paxton appears to have sent out fake mailers to Texas voters impersonating a trans student group and claiming to want to help kids secretly transition. The actual group said they had nothing to do with it, despite the mailers copying their aesthetic, and the address traces to a random UPS box.

when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay

Guys will live like this and be perfectly content.

i think You Can See Everything legitimately changed my life

It's beautiful sexy juicy hot 🐈💓😘 lol just open it..mmm 😘 love it.

hey that's okay man. you should probably just retire altogether

Can’t dm you goddess it’s not opened

huge true detective news: they're gonna try to make this new one not fucking awful

tim pool meant to say Charlie Kirk was in a stable! he was getting fucked by horses and that's why he died! damn!

more dvds than you could even imagine

If I commented on everything I saw on social media then I'd not have time for any of my hobbies, like rubbing myself on public transport

So like if I told you I'd like to be tied down, blindfolded, gagged, with my ass hanging off the end of the bench while my prostate is teased then straight DESTROYED by toys (or appendages)...?

what if we just start posting those minecraft parkour reddit story videos but with insane horny quora posts

As long as I can cum in your pussy x

i didn't know yeonmi park was on bluesky