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Astaghfirullah

Most of Einstein comments he never actually said either lol

Truth

Then they said, you're all a bunch of nut jobs, we're going to a different planet. 🚬😎

this is giving facebook dooowwwwnnnnn

but Trump..😘

Other signees include Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking.

All I can think about is that incorrect directional quotation mark.

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And funny !!!!!

Thought provoking!!!!!

The only post I found humor in today. Thanks for the literal lol.

This is the first belly laugh I've had since the election Thank you 💔

What a Boy Band!

And Yogi Berra

They did, though, didn't they?

Truer words

Someone forward this to @godpod.bsky.social

Add Wellington & Mark Twain.

misunderstands is bad

Haha, Add Rumi to it too 😄

I love this 😂🤣😂

Vol. II Lincoln, Twain & Franklin

SO many horrible things have been done in someone else’s name. Just fucking own it - like I’m the Fluffernutter and I’m going to kill everyone

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This needs to be on a t-shirt

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I mean honestly tho. I believe this more

They never said that, because they're all fiction.

And the only thing I see is that the opening quote mark is the wrong way round. Sad or what?

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So true! 😂🤣😂

THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!

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Ironically they never said this either.

Your ghostwriters were shit.

That's my favorite Jesus quote.

Zarathustra didn't sprach it first.

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The original scam with different interpretations. Also the haven & heaven for pedophiles.

I liked this and hit the magic number!!!!🤣🤣

They are spreading misinformation 😅

Jesus and the Buddha said some A+ stuff

lol lol breath lol lol

Things that never actually existed, couldn't have said anything.

Art thou the King of the Jews? And Jesus said unto him, Thou sayest.

You missed out tories, reform and vote leave.

Good sense of humour

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Say it louder for the patriarchal religions in the back 😭☠️

Haaaa

See also MLK. But more like "That wasn't all I fucking said."

God damn, Stop lying on me!

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Mark Twain, Lincoln, …

Actually Krishna did say that I believe.

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Don’t use blasphemous words when talking about prophets peace be upon them .

Best thing I've read since joining Bluesky 💙 Love this!

It's more of a philosophy. Good directions for life IMO

Pretty sure Mohammad was real, but I take your point.

I need this. Ok? Ok, thanks.

Also “I never existed”

mark twain

If we had $1.00 for each time man misquoted each entity, we'd be billionaires.

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Write in Ben Franklin too.

Moses might have he was kind of a prick

I see this so much with Buddhism. Like there will be some passive aggressive BS and then it's like, "Buddha said that." WHERE?!!! WHERE DOES IT SAY HE SAID THAT?!!

But why "fucking" is inserted unnecessarily

And Tom Hardy.

Fictional characters can say anything you want 🤷🏻‍♀️

Now this one is hilarious 🥲

That's what your dad said to your mother

God?

"It doesn't matter," said The religious writers and dogmatists.

Some people are going to be smited.

As @johnfugelsang.bsky.social has often said, "I think of Jesus much like Elvis. I like the man. His fan clubs are scary."

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Confucius should be on the list also 😂

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WTF, man? It's right here in the book.

😆😆😆 TOO FUNNY! My kind of humor Here’s an example:

And didn't!! 🤣

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FACTS. I'm sure their like "Bring me the book"

You forgot to include my Mom 🙃

Can we add my mom to this quote please

This is so true except according to American christians and they interpret and cherry pick the Bible to set their agenda. To me it persecution of us that are different.

About Jesus: I always ask which Jesus, there are four versions of this guy in the NT? Matthew: Wimp John: Loud and Proud

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Jesus is a doomsday death cultist.

Well, ‘Treat Other’s Like You Would Treat Yourself’ was first expressed by Confucius to be fair….

Add Einstein please. 👊

Let me take it step further, there is absence of archeological evidences of a lot of prominent events in history of this religions, e.g. early battles that Mohamed has been through which are very crucial in the story of his heroism and God support

They never said that either.

Was soooo tired of people using Christianity & Jesus as an excuse for their irrational beliefs, I complied Jesus’ actual words from the Bible in a book, “Jesus Uninterrupted”.

Lmbo bcuz people be lying on them for real. MLK too

Wow

and Doug

And Bob Marley and Marcus Garvey

Wow . What state do live, I want to drive around the whole thing , after what u just posted.

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Amen, So mote it be, Sadhu, Om, Amin, Savaha!!!

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No, but Jesus did tell a lot of stories about righteous rich people inflicting God’s often lethal wrath on wicked poor people, while he told only one story ever where the poor person is the protagonist. He said a lot in subtext that resonates really well with the hateful people

Wallah it’s true

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Forgot Confucius.

You better quote me correct

"Why are they are praying to me for strong borders? They aren't MY fucking borders!"

They were long dead before Fuck became a word so they probably didn’t say it

Also a LOT of Albert Einstein

Add Martin Luther King that. They loved adding that man’s name to all sorts of mess

I never existed

sounds like the comedian Bill Burr

and Lu Xun

Add 2Pac, Tommy Shelby, Patrick Bateman and Tyler Durden to that list.