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My bet was going to be in the washing machine.

If it's any consolation, back in the days before transponders, I was driving down the highway, coming up to a tollbooth, and was digging around in my pocket for some quarters. After a few seconds of not feeling them I thought to myself, "wait, where are my car keys?".

Lost II. Similar finale.

I get my Supreme Court news from this guy

I thought I was wrong, but I called it.

Tricksy wallet sneaking around hiding from you

Occam's Khaki Shorts

Checks out

Impossible to foresee such an outcome

Who could have foreseen this

My late husband's response was always, "It's under something." He was right about 95% of the time.

The amount of times I have fucking done this...

Isn’t it always?

I would tease you but i walked around my apartment for ten minutes the other day looking for my reading glasses & they were on top of my head, so I'm just gonna walk past this one 😐

Holy shit that’s literally never occurred to me (despite it being true on many occasions)

Thank god. Now I might be able to get some sleep tonight.

I hope you baselessly accused everyone in your household of covertly moving it before you made this discovery

whomst among us

How many beers did you have at the brewery?

Harrowing

I couldn’t get the credit card one I tried to work well enough. The air tag isn’t a great fit but i can make it work. Credit card would certainly be better.

I've never done something like that.

Been there.