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Lots of ups and downs today. Showed my son the magic of twisting open an Oreo. Pretty sure my daughter just shouted "alpha sigma" into her bluetooth Frozen microphone.

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Easy way to make it stop: you unironically start using these phrases yourself. Loudly and often. It makes them disgustingly uncool in their eyes. The nuclear option here is to use them in front of their friends. It’s basically social death.

I'm sad, 'cause I don't know what sprunkis is, but I really want to live in a world where it's like...a sprinkle-coated pastry with sour blue raspberry jelly filling...

Don't have kids of my own but I volunteer for my library's teen (12-18) D&D program and yeah, it's... something else. "Okay, CHA is your Charisma stat, and it's for--" "It's RIZZ! I rizz the goblin! I got that +3 RIZZ!" Me, internally: Is this okay? It feels like I shouldn't let this happen...