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The Secret Service showed up and told me the President needs me to make a spreadsheet before his 10am. I sent it over but then he sent it back asking for a completely different format 5 minutes before the meeting started.

yeah. it reminds me of work. so thats good

The first cost-cutting measure will be firing everyone who uses the service.

A country cannot be successful until it is profitable - the fall of ancient empires can be traced to frequently missing key deliverable targets on a y2y basis. Alexander the “Great” failed to meet quarterly goals on a regular basis.

the best thing about every business is how everything about it sucks ass!

i bet it would make a lot of money for the owners of the country, which is probably the citizens ofi t

"when I'm president, we will be closed on Sundays, and your future depends on market conditions! Also, we will have scratchy paper products that are mostly useless and not sold to private homes"

literally my family members argument, kill me man

this is smart. businesses never fail

Giving your son’s ex-girlfriend a do nothing job to keep her quiet it’s the most small business owner move imaginable

"And if employees refuse to follow the business plan, we simply fire them." "But how does that translate to citizens of a nation? Will non-compliant citizens be neglected? Incarcerated? Exiled? Executed?" "Meh, let's just go ahead and see which way this plan takes us."

stonks