Richard

Democrats CANNOT nominate someone this awful for President ever again.

Shout out to the marketing people at McDonalds who wanted to remind everyone that as bad as everything is, don’t forget it’s actually worse than that

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

Why did they have to make Dillon Gabriel short in his portrait?

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Not petty, they just need the $8

i’m losing it

I always feel strange doing this sort of thing but Defector.com has had an incredible January, just a ton of really good stories on a wide range of topics, and I suggest subscribing to it. I am biased, obviously, but I am really proud and grateful to get to do this the way we're doing it.

Two disturbed guys rent trucks and commit public acts of violence to deliver explicit ideological messages: one gets the scare story about who radicalized him, the other gets a sympathetic, nonpolitical account of his trauma

Really strange to spend 15 minutes on twitter, then flip back over here and not see a single post speculating about the race of the New Orleans asshole.

This just opened near me and I don’t understand how no one said it out loud before the grand opening.

When you don’t get a second chicken dinner

he's more hawk tuah monster mash parody now than man

I wrote about the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, and the bill coming due www.discourseblog.com/p/try-not-to...

post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes

Hey @kenwhite.bsky.social is it possible for a pardon to be defamatory? Could Biden, say, issue a pardon for Barron Trump for any crimes related to maiming or killing endangered species?

I made fried chicken and hazel couldn’t have any so she is self-soothing with her bunny.

This is Hazel. The worst thing that can happen to Hazel is I give her a really cool bone then she wanders around for days not knowing what to do with it. She spends many hours whining with her favorite bones, before one day miraculously remembering that she can just eat it.

First Kamala vs Trump debate should be on hot ones moderated by hot ones guy

Remember when some people wanted Biden to stay in the race? Lmao man I’m glad he didn’t

Kitchen “stuff” has me howling

Whenever one of these Atlantic ghouls tries to imitate what they guess Serious Thinking must be, it's like watching Vincent D'Onofrio as the bug in the skin suit

The curse is lifted.

There are no other choices: these are the two most qualified men in America

Hello @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social wife and I were seriously considering looking at this house tomorrow before we saw it backs up to a pool contractor business and is across from a car wash. There’s a special surprise in the backyard. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

Everyone is so happy!

It’s time t post dripping Rudy’s

Did he denounce Hamas?

Dog is currently barking at me because I didn’t put the right treats in her bowl of food so she won’t eat it, but she’s hungry.

Cooked a 12 lb ribeye roast for 6 people I will be sleeping for 4 days

SBF news is more fun on bluesky than Twitter. The shift has happened.

Enjoying the vibes here on blue sky