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i hate looking in my conputer. theres a bunch of wires in there

Hello, this is a message from: *extremely low, tuba-like voice* “Peter Poop” …an inmate at San Quentin Correctional Facility.

It’s actually Christian and Manly to miss all of your field goals,

Wow...a player is eating a LOT of candy corn this weekend. 😈

Threads check

Some crazy memories with this one 🎉 🙌 🥳

🌫️🌫️ Ah man our shitty little town is getting fucked up. That sucks. I hope a book pops out of a wall soon. John Carpenter gets silly with it...but quite poignant as well...on a new Miketober episode! It's The Fog with our friend, Mark Brendle! 🌫️🌫️ www.patreon.com/yourkickstar...

Feel like shit today. Feel like all my Teddy Fresh purchases were basically based on a lie ..

i bet jack black makes some really annoying noises when he busts

Hey I made this for my most favorite podcast! Sign up for the Patreon and watch Miketober it's the best month of the year.

grok what would a smart guy say

There is basically no chance we win. We are going up against four of the most popular streamers on the platform, including a guy who is like a top 5 most famous person in the entire world. However: "It would be funny if we won." Go here to vote: thestreamerawards.com/vote?categor... #VoteForDVDWeek

this is happening now and is a lot of fun! brand new game and we're gonna get pummeled

The Tennessee Titans are looking so good, I'm seriously considering buying season tickets (PSLs) at their new taxpayer-funded stadium. 👍

el-sayed is one of the only guys in this shit ass country that doesnt suck

Another home run

thats right

Lmao. This is somehow real.

First Martin Herlihy, now this. It's starting to feel like they're firing people for speaking out. bsky.app/profile/cnbc...

Hey man...it's time to, like, expand your miiiind. Take a puff of this, take a hit of that, and let me seal ya up in a big tube so you can become a monkey man! <-- crazy movie idea And we got one of our favorite monkey men on to talk about it with us -- Chris James! www.patreon.com/yourkickstar...

I get why they're not live streaming the execution of a guy in a wheelchair, but it does seem like they could just strap him to a piece of wood and stick it in the ground. That way, it looks like hes standing up. I guess he might be harder to hit. But then you could use a rocket launcher or grenade?

Life is short. Live brazenly. - The Brazen Dude

IDF soldiers are illegally invading American shopping malls to scam old ladies and the mentally disabled with fraudulent spa charges of upwards of $50,000 a pop. I swear, if one more bad thing comes out about the IDF I'm gonna strongly reconsider my support. www.npr.org/2026/10/14/n...

Joining the Tourney Royale and fighting for The Council for Canadian American Relations! @gooffkings.bsky.social: @jessefarrar.com Stefan @libbycwatson.com

was making myself laugh on the way home from school imagining a mom puffing a huge cigar in the drop off line. kids falling out of the backseat and throwing up

If i were genetically engineering a baby dinosaur, i'd probably use frog DNA to fill in the gaps of the genetic code. after all, frogs are close enough to dinosaurs that it shouldn't result in an unintended or chaotic consequences.

If I were president, I'd run the country like a business. Which would be good for some reason.

Home Depot used to be for followers of Christ <--- new thing i'll be saying for a while

i GOTTA check this out

hey can i get a wooden gate that looks like this face :-/ and oh yeah no, dont stain it or anything im sure it will be fine.

Yep we're live on Saturday night - and we're saying Soccee. twitch.tv/gooffkings

I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise.

Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.

not sure what happened in this movie. interesting though

In anticipation of a future I pray will never come, I've written the following. Yes, even in tragedy, there is hope... mine is that this poem will heal the wounds that divide us. It is called "Elegy; or, The Fall".

Tonight, we say goodbye to the hated Singing Salesman. But who will replace him as the next random TikTok guy? Tune in to find out - and spin the Wheel of Votes! twitch.tv/gooffkings

The After Party 29: The Go Off Kings Suspension Spectacular w/ @jessefarrar.com. The GoK were suspended from Twitch for a week, so we cram all the streams they missed into one spectacular episode. Menu Time, fast food reviews, and many, many sound alerts. www.patreon.com/blockedparty...

Looks like a guy I saw eat a giant sandwich in a deli once

my wifes friend just texted her from chicago and said "i could have sworn i just saw jesse walk across the street just now." and sent this pic.we have known each other for over 10 years and have been in the same room many many times

brutal stuff

nice feet, asshole ✌️

i cant believe theybe done this

LA RAMS KICKER: Hey I'm a great big fat guy named Harry Mevis. Is that a problem for anybody? ME: Nope. All good on my end 👍

friday night vibes

Reach through the TV and fuck us!!! Today, we kick off Miketober 7 sleazy style, talking Cronenberg's Videodrome (1983) with @howelldawdy.com and @thelukeman.bsky.social -- an instant Miketober classic. www.patreon.com/yourkickstar...

The Guysery is OPEN get some cool shirts there theguysery.com