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Some tums are only scritchable once.

If dangerous, why friend-shaped

Have to make sure @trance.bsky.social sees this! :) Might not be Mars, but still!

if no scritch why show tummy?

Ahh. I knew it was *someone*, and Ursula's the usual go-to for weird and disturbing animal facts. But yeah, teal deer: big beefy critter no go naptime, wants to keep testicles you can't find.

Do not scritch the forbidden tummy. Your brain case is watermelon shaped.

S+ Ranked Trap

Rock hard abs, there. No really, hippos are all muscle. They don't swim, they push themselves off the bottom.

Its the cute ears, saying "I know you want to"

It's so unfair that they are so friend-shaped and yet are decidedly Not Friends