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Oops. Didn't give trump a taste, I guess.

Fine 🙄

Rule #1 in any organized crime family, you always kick up to the Boss.

Let all see what happens to him... nothing?

Does anyone think that an insider wants a commission for the fraud and abuse trump just announced the other day? Waiting for Noem to be next.

I guess only Trump and those he chooses can steal from the American people.

This means he is didn’t pay his percentage back to the boss. #MAGAMOB

Whoa... I hope that makes the rest of the brown-nosers start to think about their future.

12 days before final day to vote 77% performative since this has been known since 2025

Huh. What did he do to hurt trumps feelings?

Drain the swamp

When you're too corrupt for Donald Trump, you're setting records

Two possibilities. Trump didn’t get his taste, or they’re innoculating him, so they can say they investigated, but found nothing.

“Womp, womp.” Remember THAT Corey? I do.

Why? Is Trump mad at him?

Why stop there—his girlfriend has been grifting since she was SD governor, and I believe they started their infidelities way back then. She was the most corrupt governor in the most corrupt state.

Sounds like a job for Kristi

The entire cabinet and their significant others have profited!

Cory was just trying to impress his GF

Now do every trump!

Headline ready for the Onion to write an article for.

This Trump-controlled DOJ is only investigating him because he didn't share his ill-gotten gains with the Trump family ...

Not credible reporting. This DOJ actively encourages theft from the government by administration officials, their family members and their side pieces.

Looks like the affair with the Puppy Killer is on the rocks, and she called her favorite punisher?

Congratulations, Corey! You are this weeks sacrificial lamb!

They're going to have to open many more cases about officials profiting from their roles.

WH Better watch out - he knows where the bodies are buried.

He’s a real nobody from NH.

And kushner ?!

www.huffpost.com/entry/live-u...

Now we know how ugly the breakup was

It would appear that Noem had to pay for his services.

BREAKING ME: The regime is investigating itself and will find it did nothing wrong.

Who in the Trump DOJ would be investigating corruption in the Trump administration? I assumed they were all doing it.

His "ick" factor is OFF the CHARTS! How the HELL did all those gorgeous women fall for his shtick?! 😬🤢

Just wait until the DOJ finds out how much the Trump family has profited from Trump being president. I’m sure they will want to open an investigation on that too. Or will they?

The most shocking news in the last hour!

Imagine that a corrupt administration person (sarcasm)

Wait this somehow worse than taking 50 million to get a billionaire a pardon or was it just done more sloppily?

My Italian grandmother would have said, "Ee's a CRRRROOk."

Are they eating their own ?

Yes. He surrounds himself with Cohens.

Trump and his family

Both?

Bingo

Sorry this must be a different Corey Lewandowski

Another useless distraction.

This is good! 👍 As tRump crosses the peasants who thought they were in play? But where nothing but marks in the scam will flip on him! This is perfect! Rats will rat on each other!

😂

Dipped into the sugar a little too much.

Window dressing. Pardon central. Chance of him spending one day in jail are the same chances of Donald Trump being able to do five push-ups.

This is motivated entirely by Trump's sexual jealousy.

Wait til they hear what Trump and Kushner have done.

Corey evidently didn't give Trump a taste of his schemes.

Pretending To give a s*** about corruption.... RIGHT BEFORE ELECTION TIME.... PATHETIC. THE CHILD RAPIST IN THE WHITE HOUSE MUST BE SWEATING.

Was that the cost of servicing Noem? 😁

Mafia proud

Trumpland is crumbling.

Corey gets to be the bone the repubs throw to their voters.

The criminals going after criminals. The irony

Irony is dead

So it's illegal to profit from your role in government? Mmmm. I wonder if that would affect anyone else?

What about Noem?

So when are they going to investigate the 🍑man and Cult members. Oh wait DOJ is part of the 🍑man Cult

I guess it all depends on how much money Corey made, if he made a lot and didn't give trump his cut, then he's guilty.

it's always the posts with a dumb typo that get the most traction

I wonder if Keanu would use this gif if he were ever on social media. It would probably be weird for him.

heh

SHOCKER.

This won’t go, it’s to distract! Plus there are many more corrupt members in Trump Admin who should be investigated and charged.

Isn't this dog killing Barbie's throw down?

Shocking I tell you .just shocking

Love it when they eat their own

Lewandowski's been treating the Trump orbit like a personal ATM since 2016. Took them ten years to notice the withdrawals. That's not law enforcement, that's a breakup.

Going rate for a pardon is? 🤔 $50M

And so it begins

Now that is hilarious.

Whaaaaaaaaaaat? Nobody told him not to do what the leader, family and friends do every single day. Pedophile-in-chief does what he wants. Not Corey.

DT needs to wet his beak!

(to the tune of Nine inch nails) “head like a dick”

But Trump did nothing to stop Kristi’s concubine while it was happening

Just making sure the next admin doesn't do a REAL investigation.

Hah! Don’t you love to see it? Face, meet leopard.

Perhaps Trump's Seal Team 6 will finally come into play?

Hmm, anyone who is confused by this should know THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO LOYALTY AMONG THIEVES ...EVER.

We found a scapegoat!

Womp womp

How adorable. As if anything will come of it.

I'm sure Trump will pardon him pre-emptively. Pardoning grifters, frauds, and financial criminals is Trump's specialty.

"NBC News reported that DHS contractors, including GEO Group and Salus Worldwide Solutions, told White House officials they had been asked to make "pay to play" payments to Lewandowski, in order to receive government contracts. "

Is he the guy hanging with Noem?

What about the “Horseback Model”?

How guilty must he be?

Any thought that this is being done for a non-nefarious reason is foolish.

This is like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500.

He went rogue. Didn't split the profits with trump.

Goodbye, old friend

Where is his girlfriend’s influence? You know, the dog murderer Noem!

He has lots of beans to spill and so is very unlikely to be held accountable.

Bury a C. Lewandowski so Don Jr. and Eric can rise.

Yeah, it's all show and nothing will come of it, since it would have been an inside job, possibly implicating those whom the regime would want to protect.

Yeah. Right.

I’m expecting another Tom Homan- stole money? Maybe. Did the FBI catch you? Yes. But then I got a job with an administration who DGAF and they dropped my case.

When you don’t give the boss his cut.

[things looking bad for Trump and the GOPedo…] And cue scapegoat

when I first heard about it, I assumed the DOJ was going after him because of all the nasty sex stains he and Noem left in the fancy government plane they used.

Only trumps allowed to do that

Highly risky, Donny. Corey is smart enough to have kept the receipts on you!

Throw him and the dog killing cunt into prison!

Lewandowski didn't pay Trumpy enough of the bribe.

Ah. Diversion patsy.

Definitely, we all know schemes and grifts are allowed. Donnie pardons fraudster regularly. Hell that is sport for the christofascists. Means they are clever and have business acumen....😏

Was the investigation triggered by a tip on that phone line?

Corey Lewandowski corrupt? Well, hush my puppies!

Must have withheld his tributes to the boss

You mean #WhatsYourCutCorey might be held accountable? Not holding my breath

Gaslighting against what the current administration and its minions do each and every day.

Wait til he spills on his girlfriend

Trump boys and Kushner next please!

This needs to happen to every one of his officials.