Brannigan's Law

The reason to root for the Brewers is that it will annoy Manfred to have a Milwaukee - Tampa/Cleveland series right before the off-season fight saying MLB needs a salary cap.

KKK

DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms

This legitimately makes me do a double take. True mad-libs style policy making.

The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that.

Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."

This would come across a lot better if he hadn’t just lost a war.

I've complained about taking my shoes off. I've joked about the machine that spies on my junk. I've been annoyed at having to throw out a good tube of toothpaste. Who has ever complained that the person looking at their documents is too comfortable?

People are always like “but they do charity too”. Ok so do groups that don’t make you sit on a working dryer so they can circle the parts of your body that jiggle

Fun fact. Amazon will still give you free shipping without Prime if you are willing to wait a few extra days. Giving Bezos less money is always with it.

Is Purdue the worst power conference football team? They can't be favored in any game for the rest of the season right?!

If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 

the reason my likely presidential candidate tier list has two people at the top - Ossoff and AOC - is that they are by far the most effective messengers of I Am Fucking Furious And There Must Be Consequences, which is the most deeply held conviction of the Dem base

Year seven of asking the question "Is Justin Herbert actually good?"

Just looked at the schedule and Purdue had to be the underdog in every game for the rest of the season.

“you still got my support, but you gotta do something” 🐆💀

This is funny because they’ll be covered in markers in 5 minutes.

so the president and the vice president got on stage last night, did some blood and soil fascism, and told their supporters to cheat to win the midterms

He was the second most valuable player in the NFL last year. It wasn’t a product of the schedule.

You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.

Second, MAHA isn’t all that concerned with treatment of disease anyway. Its core claim is that nearly all diseases can be prevented through virtuous lifestyles. If we were all drinking raw milk and taking zinc supplements, we wouldn’t be coming down with heart disease and depression and COVID.

I don't know how they end this craziness without tossing the remains of amateurism in the bin and going with a flat number of years. Then Anthony Richardson suits up for Alabama.

my take on the 49ers Substation Conspiracy Theory is I think there's a pretty clear reason the 49ers actually keep having injury issues and the team's coaches, execs and players regularly talk about it glowingly

Bad day for cancer www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/08/...

Sen. Ossoff mentions Natalie Harp, it got some social media buzz, then professional media jumped on it. Two theories of politics that are wrong: 1) Do economic policy, act above the fray, media will do the rest on its own 2) Public opinion is static, politicians’ job is to measure then follow it

gets incredible air here

They say AI is going to take our jobs. FedEx fired 22,000 people to switch to AI. Yet, they still says my package will arrive today even though it hasn't crossed into my state. I feel safer for my job every day.

I get so annoyed when businesses want to text over talking on the phone. I hate taking on the phone but I'll take a 2-minute phone call over a long string of back and forth texting any day.

1. After pushing anti-trans laws to ‘protect women’s sports’, Project 2025’s Heritage Foundation now wants women’s sports gone to ‘assist fertility.’ Turns out it was about women’s sports all along—if getting rid of women's sports counts, that is.

Full Metal Jack It

Technically, they’re Remains now.

Oh my god

I know I'm old because I go to physical therapy and think...these patients are cool and we should hang out afterwards.

I hope Spencer Pratt ends up in 5th place as a salute to Riley Gaines and whatnot.

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”

I can't figure out why gas prices are slightly down over the last month even though the Strait of Hormuz is still closed. Did other producers ramp up production?

If I see an uncluttered pottery studio I am immediately skeptical of their work.