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Lula Goes HARD

Trump says if Republicans lose the election it is voters’ fault

Trump says Alaska’s ballot is illegal because people don’t know what “incumbent” means

Turnstile at the Washington Monument today, a benefit show raising money for humanitarian aid in Palestine, Sudan, and Lebanon [📹: Ayman Abdeldayem]

Crowd reaches capacity as Turnstile concert kicks off near Washington Monument. Read more: buff.ly/bVsNjYE

Baseball was better back when John Smoltz was pitching, because that meant John Smoltz wasn’t broadcasting

Watch this 👀

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

The Baltimore Marathon bugs me so bad it’s unhealthy.

Remembering Katie Zacharia White House Press Secretary Monday - Friday

You ain’t no lawyer.

It’s waaay past time to put this goof in the barrel.

Q: You said Zacharia is an attorney. Where did she pass the bar exam? What state? ZACHARIA: When I moved to China

Zelenskyy might be saving our democracy. The mad genius is bombing Russian data centers linked to FAKE NEWS bot farms. Without them, Putin’s midterm influence will accidentally fall from a 30th floor window. I 💙 Ukraine 🇺🇦

no coming back from this without punishing the entire chain of command from the officers carrying out this shit to the people at the top giving the orders

off the fucking rails. a rogue government.

We’re pretty sure Bob Barker’s dead, right?

Is anything more irritating than They Might Be Giants? “Little Birdhouse in Your Soul” makes my teeth hurt.

Zelenskyy: "If President Trump really wants to have elections, tell Putin give us two months, 60 days of total ceasefire -- 60 days -- and we will organize elections. Of course, we will be ready for any choice of our people."

Count on it 👇

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I hope Mr. Splash turned the hose on whatever Orioles HR hack fired him.

Public Enemy is still amazing.

If A.I is so great, how come it can’t get rid of Marlins Man?

Nothing is more boring than hearing about someone’s fitness journey.

The Orioles were waving to the crowd after their last home game from in front of the dugout. Then Pete Alonso waved everyone onto the field, lifted his cap and said thanks to Baltimore

Enormous respect to Hole for these new songs. Courtney Love sounds like she sounded 30 years ago. open.spotify.com/album/6XXhkG...

I kind of can’t believe Basallo’s allowed to stay in the game after that foul tip brained him. He took that thing square in the mask and was dazed.

Moses Malone died #OTD in 2015. 3x NBA MVP, 13x All-Star, 6x rebounds leader, #12 all-time scorer (#4 at the time of his retirement), #3 all-time in rebounds (behind only Wilt and Russell) and on top of the offensive rebound list by a wide margin. 1983 NBA Finals MVP. HOF 2001.

Protester: “He’s just everything that is wrong in this kind of society, and he’s here. It’s just not right. I don’t know why we welcomed him here… We are a peaceful nation and he’s coming over here with blood on his hands from all the wars he’s doing.” 📍Ireland

underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.

Ossoff: "The draft-dodging commander in chief builds a monument to himself while plunging us deeper into a war he doesn't know how to end or win"

Fourteen years to the date, Manny Machado and Christian Encarnacion-Strand

Hell. Yes.

Looks like a certain petulant brat got his saggy ass handed to him by a strong woman. You know how much he must have delighted in that. Thank you, President Connolly!

Nothing says “the economy is working” like screaming at the person who asks why you’re mailing everyone money.

Jackson Holliday’s uniform patches got mixed up.

Absolutely shameful kissing of Putin’s boot.

Because I’m a fan, I’m rooting for the Orioles to make the playoffs this season. But I recognize that, if they do, there’s something deeply wrong with the playoff system.

Fetterman text to aide: “Why do I have to keep having to meet with [Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia]?” Aide: “Because they are worried about vaccines and Medicaid cuts.” Fetterman: “Well I’m not.” @wsj.com #PAsen www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

AJ Pierzinski just called Heston Kjerstad “Kirstin Heerstad.”

Does it bug you that Narvaez’s catchers helmet still has that weird Red Sox number on it? Prominently. Like right in the middle of his head. It sorta bugs me.

When they nuke Iran and Jesus don't come back And your son's still gay and there's no cheap gas When the vengeance of nations finally comes to port Will you be bitchin' 'bout men playin' women's sports I get weary I get nervous They hired a clown we got the whole damn circus

yep.