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Me: *thinking* I sure could go for some eggs Powerful Chicken Lenore’s mom: you’ll never guess what my chickens were harassing by the porch Me: please tell me it’s eggs My client: think…hairier. *OK Go starts playing* PORCH ORPHAN

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My day has been long and difficult, but we finally found a nipple in the box that he likes! But I don’t have a bottle that fits it. So I’m laying on the couch like a lump waiting for it to be delivered to me and no, I have absolutely no shame about this because it’s for the baby.

He begrudgingly likes the nipple. He does NOT like the flavor of the formula. He literally went BLEHHHHHHH so now I’m driving home from the Walmart with a can of kmr after having a screaming tantrum at them for locking the door ten minutes before close. I promise you I am not usually like this

So he’s a boy, he has ant bites all over his future coin purse and it looks like maybe the chickens were pecking at him. But he’s strong, loud, and pissed off about it so I think he’s gonna be OK. Not interested in food just yet but I have my assortment of nipples at the ready.

Oh, I'm so sorry, I was trying to manifest a bottle baby for someone else that I think could use kitten therapy. I was thinking you might enjoy this neat little point & click puzzle adventure game called Cat Museum & my wires must have gotten crossed 😹