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Me: *thinking* I sure could go for some eggs Powerful Chicken Lenore’s mom: you’ll never guess what my chickens were harassing by the porch Me: please tell me it’s eggs My client: think…hairier. *OK Go starts playing* PORCH ORPHAN

Ahrnge

Just a scoop of orange sherbet please. A little one.

My day has been long and difficult, but we finally found a nipple in the box that he likes! But I don’t have a bottle that fits it. So I’m laying on the couch like a lump waiting for it to be delivered to me and no, I have absolutely no shame about this because it’s for the baby.

He begrudgingly likes the nipple. He does NOT like the flavor of the formula. He literally went BLEHHHHHHH so now I’m driving home from the Walmart with a can of kmr after having a screaming tantrum at them for locking the door ten minutes before close. I promise you I am not usually like this

I usually do not patronize the Walmart

The secret to finally getting a stubborn kitten to eat is apparently being completely incoherent and begging them to cooperate while offering the contents of your pockets ($0.64 and a 40mg Protonix)

Are we about to get a visit from the Eyeball Fairy?????

Yesterday 2 PM: not hungwy 5 PM: not hungwy 9 PM: not hungwy 10:45 PM: hm maybe? but miwk icky 11:15 PM: new miwk? nope not hungwy 1:30 AM: not hungwy 5:00 AM: okay sippy pls 8:45 AM: more sippy 11:00 AM: I HUNGERRRRRRRRR MIWK NOW

Now he wants to nurse every time I pick him up. And burrow. I got a single teeny tiny 15 seconds of crinkly baby purr while he was bleppin

Snugglito

What is the baby dreaming about? Wrong answers only

Who’s ready for a nap and the eyeball fairy?

Sure, I’ll have a cuppa

Logging on

He sippin

Baby is tired. Because baby FINALLY passed a massive, very very firm “dehydrated and changing diets” turd the size of his tail. Not including a pic of that.

The Ant King would ask: “did you need a poop knife?”