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The magical state of ON

Yay - Universal Health Care!

Bet they had to fight over who’d get stuck with South Carolina.

Nice map, eh.

Let's vote on this.

Malarkey. At least have an army worth a damn first.

🤣🤣🤣 Not quite. This forgot S.E.I. They annex Maine. Redraw the boundaries so Newf could annex the rest of New England. Quebec could annex the rest of the East Coast. I am glad to see Minnesota was split between Ontario and Manitoba though; I have family in both. 🤣🤣🤣

Where do I sign?

Let’s do it

🤣🤣🤣

For all the time we spend down south with baseball, the American people NEVER fail to disappoint me. Be great to have you, I'll leave the door unlocked, swing by whenever.

This would be a distinct improvement

Shouldn't those of us in New Ontario be able to vote Florida off the island?

Ummmmm….cool, but you don’t want a lot of those middle and southern states.

I have one exception. Any land that borders the Gulf of Mexico should become part of Mexico.

We got stuck with the entire South. Maybe we should see if Mexico wants it.

lol

No the Cuban people are beautiful and don’t deserve that

"I, for one, welcome our polite Canadian Overlords..."

I'm guessing the island portion of NL floated back to the UK or hooked up with Greenland. Cool. But calling the Big Land Newfoundland is fightin' words! 😆

Gulf of Canada has quite the ring to it lol.

You got one and you slammed a drone into it. www.twz.com/air/one-of-j...

Cool- I can put my high school French to work and not get into medical debt with my pre-existing conditions!

I’ll take it!!!

RIP the maritimes lol where is New Brunswick, PEI and Nova Scotia. I like the concept but we can work this a little better 😌.

Ontario is now an economic superpower. Shame about all that political dysfunction tho. I blame Florida and the bible belt

Way more trouble than it's worth. Build that wall!

Same thing lmao

No more gerrymandering

California contributes more taxes to the Federal government than any other state YET WE STILL HAVE ONLY 2 SENATORS the same as Wyoming and every other taker state. "Taxation without representation is tyranny!" So come on, Canada, I'm ready to join up!!!

At a seminar in 1990 I had an economist tell us that this configuration was the most logical but would not happen in our life time

I think if it came to that, Quebec would quickly swallow up Labrador. They continue to claim that it's theirs. 😀 www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Can we (California) become the Southwest Territories?

Nova Scotia says no fuckin way bud

I would be okay with that. Take us in, please.

Proud to be a citizen of B.C.

Yay, Colorado is in Saskatchewan

Nice, but New York really belongs in Québec?

The niceness too!

Can't wait to hear French with a Long Island accent

Why is Ontario stuck with the Bible-thumping red neck states? 😑

I'm in!!!

What about Prince Edward Hawaiisland?

There is something inherently wrong with having to stand up to a bully in the first place. That being said, you are most likely correct.

Why did you mess up Newfoundland and Labrador? You disappeared New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, and Prince Edward Island. You also disappeared Nunavut.

I'm OK with this if Canada will turn on the giant spigot and send water to California.

Don't think Ontario wants anything to do with Florida

😂

Quebec but other provinces have a strong French heritage so you will see bilingual signs and heavy accents in some areas.

I can learn to speak Canadian, eh! I’m in.

I’m down, we’d finally get proper healthcare.

I don't like this one Quebec took over Atlantic Canada :(

Mahalo to whoever included Hawai'i in this map! Canada is our largest, reliable international visitor base. But Jim Carey? Why?! Can we have Mike Myers or something?

I say, just split it with Mexico. Give Mexico what originally belonged to it. Make a map of that!

Will Labatt and Poutine be given when we finish the merger?

Does this come with healthcare?

Inspiration, not expiration Lol, I should go to sleep 😂😂😂

Never too late to learn knew things. I'm French Canadian and I've been trying to learn Ukrainian for almost a year... I'm not spending enough time on it daily tho. They say French is somewhat hard to learn, but Ukrainian seems to have as many fancy verbs conjugations and variations.

Oh great. Now I have to learn French

What if I want to live in Nova Scotia or PEI?

We'll get better healthcare Where do we sign up?

As an Ontarian and - like those states grouped with us here, the backbone of our country's economy -I endorse this message

We can just not expand AB, BC will take all that extra, at least we don’t vote in moronic ChristoFascists. 🤷🏽‍♂️😂🤣

What even happened to the Maritimes? New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and PEI are part of Quebec now?

😂😂😂😂

At least we get universal healthcare. 👍

Why does Ontario get stuck with Florida?

And after this, may all territories be mindful and respectful of its indigenous origins. 😌

Give Mexico some 🇲🇽

Oui, s'il vous plait. (Vermonter.)

Count me in! Poutine trucks on every corner!

What happened to the island of Newfoundland?

I was with you until I saw I’d be in the Jim Carey islands lol

We would finally get health care for all.

Oh Canada our home and native land….

Constitutional monarchy

And Saskatchewan, only I had to check the spelling before saying that!

Make it so.

I live in Vancouver, WA. So I'm all in for 2 Vancouvers in the same country. (BTW - We're the first Vancouver.)

Give at least California, Nevada, Colorado, Utah, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, and Oklahoma back to Mexico.

Wow you mean no more mass shootings? Universal Health care? And a constitutional monarchy? 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Woot woot - I’m down to be an Ontario-an! Hip Hip Hip 🍁

Works for me 🇨🇦

Actually, this should be Québec. But I'm willing to give you the actual territory occupied by Ontario.

FINE BY ME

If you think the Newfies are giving up the Rock...

Please!!! 🙏

I don't know...I think Maryland feels more like we'd be Quebecois...

Love it #canada

Haha I'm good with that

I’ve been campaigning to secede to Canada for years, so this works for me.

I like this plan. Where will they go? Hopefully not Greenland, I’m not sure they want them there either. The moon? Is that an option? 😏🌙

Stoked to be part of southern Ontario!! 🇨🇦

Be careful... then you will absorb a lot of idiots that vote. You also need to change the voting system to proportional. No electoral college. Countryside underrepresented? Screw them!

Make It So

And I, for one, welcome our new Canadian overlords.

😂

Can we do a four-year trial? Health care for all, prohibiting felons and racist rapists from public office, and drastic reductions in firearm deaths may lead to a return to some degree of sanity.

Who even spells ‘golf’ like ‘gulf’ nowadays?

Got swallowed up by Quebec. No one's gonna be happy about that ...especially not my families.

No no no... the Maritime Provinces absolutely DO NOT want to ever be part of Quebec.

Not gonna deny it; we’d be better off.

But I don’t want to learn French. …… sighs in French

Mexico will not have them? Canadians are all one colour For better or worse

Québec!

I'm in! I need REAL health care!

I wouldn't mind living in Ontario at this point.

Ya know what? Hell yeah! Southern Ontario y’all 🫡

Where do I sign up?

Yes please!