Forever Young and in Denial

Dems now leading GOP on every issue Quinnipiac polled, including the economy, national security, and immigration:

A little reminder. www.texastribune.org/2022/03/08/p...

It is almost as if voting for Democrats works to protect trans people and voting for Republicans or sitting out hurts trans people.

I am neither Canadian nor MAGA. To be clear, Canadians are generally wonderful people. MAGA is a collection of assholes, hated by everyone but themselves.

I proudly endorse this message from my grandparents ❤️

This makes me miss my Great Dane. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. 🤣😂😂😭😭 #GreatDane

Things I Liked About Joe Biden: He didn't put tacky bric-a-brac all over the Oval Office. He didn't kidnap or torture. He didn't accept bribes. He didn't murder fishermen. He didn't shake down the DOJ for $230 million. He didn't destroy a wing of the White House. He wasn't in Epstein's Files.

Simi Valley is showing up! I don't have a vantage point to really capture the crowd, but it's the largest I've ever seen here and the crowd is still growing.

Repost and 💙 if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel!

Thank goodness. I didn't realize I could consider my best interest.🙄

At this point, I don’t care if we 86 or deep 6 #47, but he needs to go away, along with EVERYBODY in his Cabinet & Regime.

Hell, they won’t even allow us to get criminals out of the Oval Office

You mean THIS ole thing? What nasty whiney little scared bitches the administration officials of the Krasnov Regime all are.

Willful ignorance is indistinguishable from stupidity. It makes you look stupid, because it really is a stupid choice.

Stupid shouldn't be illegal, but we should never have elevated it to a level of respect.

Me, Two hours into Oblivion: Where are all the damned Oblivion gates! Me: 30 hours in to Oblivion: Oh my god, another oblivion gate just opened up next to the gate I just shut down. I don't have time for all these damned gates!

I am loving the remastered Oblivion, but please Bethesda and/or Virtuous, fix the cross-eye problem.

Yesterday, my wife texted me that she had a beagle for breakfast. Man, I hope that was autocorrect.

Tudor plastic is some of the finest of the Renaissance Era.

The day I stop learning is the day I die.

As a Californian, I would like to see "Fuck Trump" added to our Constitution.

The older I get, the more susceptible I am to flattery. Today, at the doctor's office, I was getting blood drawn and was told I had great veins multiple times. I blushed and said "They are wonderful, aren't they?".

If only the Imperial Guard was president. Vladimir STOP, you've violate the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen land is now forfeit.

I thought getting fresh Hells daily would be a nice change from the same old boring Hell day after day. Big mistake.

I decided to shit on a fan to see if it's really that big a deal. It kinda is.

Has anyone submitted Donald Trump for Pope? He would really shake things up.

Indiana Jones and the Great Circle has been very therapeutic for me lately. I get to punch the Hell out of fascists and Nazis. Also It's a very good game.

I am the absolute best at being non-competitive.

If you're going to claim to be superior, first make sure you really are. Otherwise you just look extra pathetic.

I once knew a guy who didn't think DNA evidence of innocence should be admissible if a person was convicted before such evidence was available. I bet he's a big Felon fan. I won't be looking him up to check because he was a major asshole.

Every time I see DJT, it think IDJIT.

All the while I'm losing money, I take comfort in the fact that I'm not crazy or stupid. Felon is exactly what I thought he was.

Everything Felon does will make the economy boom. Giant tariffs - Boom, U-turn to smaller tariffs - Boom, Nonsensical blabbering - Boom, goes catatonic - Boom.

If artificial borders were really effective, then stupidity would be confined to a single country.

I've noticed something recently. Sometimes I act like an idiot, but I've never seen an idiot act like anything other than an idiot.

“They smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” ~The Great Gatsby

I love that Elon is losing money faster than I am. I hate that he is still super rich and I am busy canceling retirement plans.

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