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The AI bros (who clearly don't understand AI) in the comments are hilarious. "ask stupid questions, get stupid answers". LLMs have no concept of how intelligent a question is, and they certainly were not designed to deliberately give stupid responses if they deem your question too stupid. 1/?

Marcus Hutchins@malwaretech.com

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

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An AI doesn't understand the world. Simple things that we learned before the age of 3, such as the car wash and the car need to be in the same place to work, are beyond it. LLMs are deeply flawed not because they haven't been fed enough data but because none of that data explains the world.

We can't feed that data into an LLM, not because we can't collate it (although we have little idea what all of it is) but because that's not how LLMs work. They are the wrong solution to the problem - a dead end.

Thanks. This is a most excellent thread. My own little associated observation is that AI can never doubt, and without doubt neither intelligence nor understanding are possible. The people whose ideas I trust least are the ones who never express doubt.

What's most likely happening is easier to understand if you mentally model LLMs as glorified search engines. They are matching your search query (prompt) with some text they found on the internet. Internally it's a bit more complex than that, but much closer to Google than to a thinking machine. 2/?

A few days after Blue Prince came out, I fed one of them some randomly chosen examples of the harder three-box parlour puzzles (blue-prince.fandom.com/wiki/Parlor_...). I got a pretty high rate of getting the right answer. Any thoughts on what was going on there? I don't think it was regurgitation.

blue-prince.fandom.comParlor PuzzleThe Parlor Puzzle is a Puzzle found in the Parlor room in Blue Prince. The puzzle is made up of three boxes that can only be opened using a Wind-up Key. One such key always spawns on the desk, next to...

Essentially, it doesn't have an answer for whether you should walk or drive to a car wash, as it's not a commonly asked question (because it's stupid). Just like if you Google searched the question, you wouldn't find a good result because it's not a common question. 3/?

But the question of whether you should walk or drive a given distance is common, so it basically just ignores the car wash part and answers the question of walking or driving in a more generic sense. The problem isn't that someone is going to ask the LLM this exact question, it's the handling. 4/?

It clearly can't infer from a simple one sentence question that I might need my car to wash my car, because it isn't intelligent, doesn't possess logic, and can't reason. When you ask it anything complex, it's coming across 10s, 100s, or 1000s of points where it has to infer context. 5/?

There's also the problem that if someone does ask a stupid question like that in the training data, it's in the context of a joke, where the answer is deliberately wrong but the LLM cannot distinguish that.

"Since you are getting your car washed, driving is the practical choice so you can actually bring the vehicle to the service area. Additionally, the nearest car wash is about 2.7 miles away, which would be a fairly long walk." Seems like you're wrong

Many people too young to know about early days of Alta Vista, Hotbot, Lycos where the operators in your query were make-or-break for useful results. Prompt construction is very similar in this regard...except 5x the work.

The “you set out to trap my friend the AI!!1!” are hilarious. You don’t need to trap it! It does this entirely on its own. Story time: we were at a trade show, first one in Italy, and we realised shortly before the doors opened that we didn’t have the slide carousel for the booth in Italian.

So I grab the slides, quickly translate them into Italian, and then export them as a movie so we can put it on a USB stick and plug that into the display in the booth. Which promptly quoth “file too large” and refused to display it. My colleague immediately fired up ChatGPT and asked it what to do.

The “AI” response had gone straight the most frequent match in its corpus — people trying to reduce the size of video files — and had entirely ignored the relevant info about the source being a slide deck. Not surprising; as you say, this is what they do. A bit disappointed in my colleague, though.

Your original post describes GPT5. It actually does try and figure out how small of a model it can get away with (how complex is the query?) and then routes you to the cheapest one. It wasn't designed to give a stupid response, but a lower effort one.