Brian Danger Hicks

None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. I'm locked in here with me.

a rare example of CROMULENT in the New York Times, outside of a crossword column, without any invocation of the Simpsons or explanation of its definition. @jamellebouie.net, of course www.nytimes.com/2026/10/28/o...

Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke Will Smith sorry for smash mouth Louis CK sorry for the strokes Defective peroxide sorry for 4 non blondes Daylight savings sorry for taking back sunday Misogynists sorry for everything but the girl UK beef industry sorry for madness US government sorry for megadeth

I can't really believe it but it seems to be the case that the Times has not covered a credible accusation of rape against the President of the United States, but has two solid stories on Obama's cheesecake factory quip.

For the second time this month, the newspaper owned by Jeff Bezos has run a lede editorial fretting about the price of cardboard boxes.

before the election, doing dogpile coverage on Trump's heavily documented and extremely plausible rape allegations would be Political and therefore improper. after the election it's time to turn the page, let bygones be bygones, look forward not backward, bsky.app/profile/hoff...

And then he stiffed them!

This is like the time I found out that high fives only date to the late 1970s.

look i dunno maybe just don't go to the white house and pray over the president, seems like a simple way to avoid this in the future

Trump and Republicans are restarting their voter fraud misinformation machine ahead of the midterms. When I checked, Republican candidates were implicated in voter fraud at up to 38,000x the public’s rate. If they were actually worried about voter fraud, they’d start with their own candidates.

it's amazing to get a job where you can just write the same thing for fifteen years and make probably like $200k a year doing it

You have to remember that Walter Koenig was more than just an actor.

Love this from @andrewvandam.bsky.social

Maybe Lula can help Flavio spend more time with his dad.

what is the earliest console game that lets you pick non-binary and please tell me it's not fucking austin powers for game boy color of all things

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

Lula has been reelected president, Brazilian media has now called. An extraordinary comeback for the left-wing politician who trailed by 2 points in round 1 but managed to hold off Flávio Bolsonaro, the former president's son.

what's killing me about the cheesecake factory discourse is that Obama didn't even say the cheesecake is bad, he said it looks crazy in there and it does. even if you like the food, it does in fact look fucking crazy in there

Nancy 10/24/26

Not sure how much this is a bug. To the AI freaks, the only thing more important than building out their AI is that the other guy doesn't.

Hello from Ax-Man Surplus

found out that my mother in law decided she was aggressively pro trans rights literally by going, I don't know anything about this but everyone who is against trans rights is also against free school lunch, the issue I know and care a lot about, so this must be the correct way to feel about this

Good work, New York neighbors ❤️

Vending machine bill acceptors mostly just work now

Sorry still thinking of $1,200-$1,800 dollar console just conceptually. Those are Real Computer numbers. You can just get a real computer for that kinda cash. The entire premise of the console is “this is a baby computer you don’t control but it’s standardized and affordable” but they can’t do that.

is being conservative the new “punk rock”? of course not you fuckin dip shit

Who needs the tourism revenue from RAGBRAI, a massive weeklong ride across Iowa, that is the largest cycling event in the world?

Thank you to the driver of this Ford Explorer for making my day.

I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

AI hacker agents could erase medical debt but would rather destabilize Clues by Sam

This PHP stuff is so depressing because there's gonna be 15 Years worth of old sites that are going to become lost media now.

Per a database of discrimination complaints obtained by @propublica.org , Trump's Department of Education is actively ignoring reports of rape and assault on campuses so they can instead focus on transgender athletes. Their obsession with trans people is actively putting women and girls in danger.

Zenith Chromacolor Keota, IA

Seen this story all day today. Every headline says "27 year old Minnesota man..." I have yet to see one with the headline that the man was Somalian. The most maligned and denigrated group in Minnesota www.goodmorningamerica.com/news/story/2...

Wait a minute, this locomotive is Canadian!

If you see this, post something Blue! 🔵

It's funny that people on ebay are asking less for brass Electroliner sets than for the Con-Cor plastic model.

If Zohran Mamdani or Abdul El-Sayed had used the word “Shylock” as an insult, the ADL would be attacking them by name relentlessly. But Donald Trump used it, so we get a generic condemnation of the word without any specific reference to who actually used it, and with no assumption of intent.

there’s really something about republicans triangulating on “fraud”as their big issue while donald trump robs us blind that really triggers me! sometimes i feel like they are trying to drive me insane!

So you're telling me that BeReal was an actual thing and not just an SNL sketch?