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Marcus Hutchins

@malwaretech.com

I bought one of those fancy automatic vacuum/mop things. Actually pretty impressed by the AI mapping software. It just did a quick run through of my place, not the full wall to wall mapping Roomba does, and automatically figured out which room is which.

Marcus Hutchins

@malwaretech.com

It’s super pretty, but the central button is a lidar turret that pops up, so I can’t put googly eyes on the bot without blocking the sensors 🥺

10/5/26, 2:42 am1 repost38 likes

greg10.bsky.social

@greg10.bsky.social

Googly eyes go on the front bumper. A robot vacuum is a predator, eyes facing forward. Bonus points if you stick a couple cat ears on the top.

@kathycastro.bsky.social

Maybe on the side?

@samthegeek.net

Put the googly eyes on top of the button!

@samthegeek.net

Better yet, one giant googly eye

@generalmonkey.bsky.social

Around the circumference, like a scallop.