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What if I was a woim?

Who says I love you now?

Pffft, I'll never writhe like a worm. Rolling like a log is so much quicker and easier and you feel like a bigshot taking up the whole sidewalk and making people jump over you like they're trapped in Donkey Kong.

The inevitability of worms

Allbirds is pivoting once again and is now Allworms

absolutely not, if I wanted to get constantly nagged to eat better and getting fresh air I'd still be in touch with my mother

There's a lot of money in squirmfluencing

I'm having all my retirement accounts switched over to Writhing on the Floor, I'm going to retire a billionaire, I can feel it.

Im wormmogging you right now in fact, you are seriously wormmogged

Have fun being bipedal

I'm quite sure that sidewalks are a human thing and walking is the proper way to use them.

Today im going to build a website for my new business start to finish using squirming like a dirty little worm all over the ground

...I think I actually saw a tiktok a couple years back about doing this as a kind of therapy?