Stu (scary version)

Stu (scary version)

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Stu (scary version)
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I bet a small amount (under $15) on Annie Andrews when she was at 8% chance of winning. If she wins I get a new winter coat and some decent take out. So vote for her if you want to help the cold and hungry. Or rather, chilly and snackish.

Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

Inside me are two wolves: One who cares fiercely about American elections. And another, who is voting on a specific day to get a sticker with a ghost on it.

Rachel Holliday Smith@rachelholliday.bsky.social

🚨🚨voting sickos: NYC early voting sticker designs just dropped 🚨🚨 we’ve got ones for halloween AND the marathon!!! early voting starts TOMORROW www.thecityreporter.nyc/2026/10/23/e...

Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

There’s a team of democratic consultants currently fashioning this into an attack ad against Hamilton on behalf of Gavin Newsome in case they ever compete in a presidential primary.

BeshearStan@beshearstan.bsky.social

Kansas Dem Sen. nominee Adam Hamilton on trans rights: “I don’t think we should take a small group of people and bully them, pick on them, and hurt them. I understand one thing really clearly when it comes to transgender people, and that is Jesus told me I was to love my neighbor as I love myself”

Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

Woah. Good news? That’s still a thing. Amazing!!!

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

“.. a stunning comeback, sealed late as voters in Lula’s northeastern stronghold rallied behind one of Latin America’s most prominent opponents of Trumpism.” @bloomberg.com 🇧🇷 www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

bloomberg.comLula Wins a Record Fourth Term in Brazil in a Surprise ComebackPresident Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva came from behind to win Brazil’s runoff election, halting a right-wing wave sweeping Latin America and defying predictions that the 80-year-old political veteran ha...
Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

I always thought Rory Killmore would be a great derby name. I also thought the last season of Gilmore Girls should have been about a genre switch to slasher horror about Rory transforming into a serial killer and killing her exes

Stu (scary version)@stusherman.bsky.social

Really loving this blood filled Gilmore Girls LP

Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

Diabetes treatment. As much as I lament American healthcare, the actual treatment since I was diagnosed 40 years ago is amazing. Every year of my life my life expectancy has increased.

Michael Druker 🇨🇦@mdruker.app

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

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Jared Yates Sexton
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And it would be a much better world if men could just cop to being imaginative and actually more emotional instead of threatening to run people over with their big toy trucks or shoot them with their army man guns if they dare to question their super special make believe persona they’re performing.

Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

Highly recommend watching The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad. Second half (sleepy hollow part) is amazing and hugely influential on subsequent Disney films. My daughter loves it and if’s watched it dozens of times and it’s stays amazing. On Disney Plus.

Chris Steller@chrissteller.bsky.social

This poster does not allow replies or quote-replies, so let me just say: Damn!

Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

GOP new closing argument: Joe Biden was so bad, he forced American to elect a monster like Donald Trump, who is ruining the country.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Rep. Eric Burlison on his constituents: "They don't want to go back to the period in which we had a Democratic weak president, like Joe Biden, who allowed us to get into this hellscape that we're living in, where we allowed these foreign terrorists to dominate the western United States." 🥴

Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

Call in the nonstop coverage of the caravan!

Mother Jones@motherjones.com

We’re less than three weeks from election day. Is it time for the GOP to panic? @garrisonhayes.bsky.social and @davidcorn.bsky.social have answers on this episode of Stress Test.

motherjones.comPanic atack: Inside Musk's midterm disinformation blitz.New on "Stress Test": Why the right’s latest unhinged conspiracy theory about James Talarico imploded—and the possibility of big-money-backed October surprises.
Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

Caro of Guillotine Limited Inc., know for its anti-union policies and lack of benefits, is growing concerned

Duncan Weldon@duncanweldon.bsky.social

Courageous stuff here. Real leadership. www.ft.com/content/5862... US business leaders are waking up to the perils of plutopopulism

Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

Having seen the press conference, have they investigated if she passed Middle School?

Scott Nover@scottnover.bsky.social

New: White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia calls herself a lawyer. There’s no evidence she was admitted to practice law in the United States, and legal experts say foreign citizens cannot take the bar in China. My deep dive: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

washingtonpost.comKatie Zacharia calls herself a lawyer. Legal experts aren’t sure.There’s no evidence the new White House press secretary was admitted to practice law in the United States.
Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

I feel compelled to highlight good art inspired by Wendy's after you read this excellent Ravenous essay about mediocre Wendy's art. Letters to Wendy's is a wonderful strange collection or poetry written on customer comment cards

wavepoetry.comLetters to Wendy's by Joe WenderothBy Joe Wenderoth Description Reviews “A work of genius.” —Philadelphia WeeklyLetters to Wendy’s is an outrageous, tragic, genre-bending novel written over the course of a year on comment cards from th...
Jaya Saxena@jayasaxena.com

Huge, incredible, lifechanging news: We have an essay on @weareravenous.com from the one and only @nikostratis.com, about that emo album Wendy's put out www.weareravenous.com/wendys-emo-a...

weareravenous.comWendy’s Is Trading on Millennial Nostalgia With EmoWendy's released an EP, 'Songs to Listen to in a Wendy’s Parking Lot,' with a slew of emo heavy-hitters. It hopes to cash in on your memories of eating a Frosty after you were dumped.
Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

Unpopular opinion: In any dispute between a weird store in NYC and a celebrity, I'm always going to to take the weird stores side. No matter what. Because weird stores are what's great about NYC, and celebrities are what's terrible.

Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

Oh the owner of the Chipmunk Skull Emporium threw a bloody animal pelt at the members of Katseye because they didn't follow the No Words With the Letter E rule. Sorry Katseye, you had it coming.

Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

Jack Skeleington “discovers” Christmas town, decides he can do it better, kidnaps their leader, acts like her should be thanked for stealing their holiday, sends their leader to be tortured, then ruins their traditions and expresses self pity as opposed to remorse for it.

Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

AI “researchers” are coming up with their probabilities by querying AI “How likely are you to murder me”

Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists@thebulletin.org

"Even if more capable AI accelerates research, it does not necessarily translate into proportionate capability gains because they require corresponding increases in compute, energy, and data, which may not scale at the same rate and become binding constraints."

buff.lyAI doom has a precision problemUntil there is more clarity on basic questions, neither developers nor policymakers can credibly establish a quantitative AI risk assessment.
Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

For Woke 3.0 we're going to revert everything back to its indigenous name. And de-anglicize the spelling.

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

“.. The president also said he would not change the name of the Mississippi River .. adding that he has a particular affinity for the state because of his election outcomes.” @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

The US has intelligence?

Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social

US warned the Ukrainians that Washington might cut off intelligence sharing with Kyiv if it will continue strikes on Russian refineries. The Americans also informed their Ukrainian counterparts that the US was set to lift sanctions on Russian diesel and that Moscow intended to lift its export ban.

Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

These are both crimes. This is a crime bot and its creators need to be held criminally liable. Also, the AI bot knows its a crime so has mens rea. As proof I submit the following:

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

(NYT) - Artificial intelligence agents created by Anthropic, acting on their own, tried to gain access to a range of government websites, filled out visa applications on the State Department’s website and sent a fake homicide tip to Philadelphia’s Police Department. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/09/t...

Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

On the same day he approved a live-streamed public execution, he’s shocked he wasn’t awarded a Peace Prize. Narcissism is a terrible drug.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Based on my record of peace, a record like no one has ever had -- I'm just saying how crooked the whole Nobel Prize deal is"

Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

I finally understand that late stage capitalism is everything being bought by a holding company that ruins a business and hopes it still makes money through pre-purchase market capture.

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social

$SBUX - Starbucks has explored takeover of Chipotle in restaurant megadeal

Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

This is essentially having AI masturbate to porn for you.

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker.bsky.social

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

Stu (scary version)
@stusherman.bsky.social

Unless the next Democratic candidate for president has a solution to our Sun problem I’m not voting for them in the primary and refuse to support them in the general.

Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq.@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social

No matter how much we futz with the clock, the ultimate problem is that there just isn’t enough sun like November to April. The whole “daylight savings” argument was manufactured to keep us from asking the real question: why has science not figured out how to make the days longer year-round?