mattie lubchansky

doing promo is physically painful for me but i really would love it if you bought or read my newest book that came out a few months ago. i think it’s the best thing i’ve ever made and im so immensely proud of it. simplicitybook.xyz

when a mf has not yet seen Nonbinary Gxrfield……….🙄

ATTENTION: my band FAITH/VOID's fourth record, NO HELP IS COMING, will be out friday november 13th!!! you can pre-order her (digitally or beautiful 10" vinyl!!) at faithvoid.bandcamp.com

"Listen, Nonbinary Gxrfield. Just because you're nonbinary doesn't mean you're like... tapped into the spirit realm." "It kind of does." is going to be banging around in my head for years.

ive got a psychic on retainer to transmit these to wherever his Energies reside in the afterworld

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean youre Nonbinary Gxrfield

HE IS COMING | PART 2 | patreon.com/lubchansky

zuckerberg lulag tonite? zuckerberg lulag tonite queen????

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bill clinton obviously really just wanted to call trump a fag but instead called the white house too gay. you gotta keep up with the times bill if it was a gay person’s house it would be so dark you can’t see anything

if G-d forbid i am ever murdered i hope the circumstances align that i have the time, presence of mind, position, and physical capability to spread my arms out really wide and fall backwards into a body of water of some kind

we talk a lot about “The Median American Voter” mindset but we just stumbled across, I believe, The Median Queens County Voter

knicks fraudwatch??????????

i hate gay halloween…two skeletons??? how would that even work

On behalf of the trans community I’d like to extend my thanks to Guy Wearing Bowler Hat for taking over my role as Person To Stare At In Coffee Shop

72 hours post top surgery feeling

(while being killed) going gendo ikari on the pussy

NEW on the bonus feed: Mayor Mattie and the gals are joined by returning champion @doctorow.pluralistic.net to talk about the mayor of Clintville himself. nogodsnomayors.com

thinking about what venture capital has done to the arts and getting insanely mad at the concept of banking. cosimo de’ Medici i’m going to kick your ass. i guess

Here it comes, a better version of me Here it comes, a better version of me

great news for people who love it when a cop explodes

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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

it’s spooky season folks…..thats right…..the most terrifying time of year…..presided over by the grim specter of fear himself……freaking, commissioner adam silver

HE IS COMING | PART 1 | patreon.com/lubchansky

horrible news everyone. my pitch to DC black label, OLD KINGDOM BATMAN, where he shuffles around fighting crime while inside of sarcophagus with barely-articulated limbs, has been picked up for 60 issues

part two next week 😈 earlier on the patreon of course

in a waiting room listening to a family share increasingly credulous-sounding things they “saw” happening at the paris protests (definitely fake videos) that really showcase the rioters’ depravity and barbarism. society is cooked moving forward i fear

did you guys know if you leave the house at 630 all the stuff is still there from the day before. like it doesn’t go anywhere even though it’s dark out